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An amazing game for a Patriots fan, and for anyone that enjoys this segment. Jets fans are the best at making fun of their own team. I guess they have a lot of practice to come up with witty comments. I couldn't even make a top three, had to expand it to 10. Anyway, we all know how this one went. Enjoy

Top 10:

Stephen Hawking would have all day against that pass rush.

I don't know if I should laugh or cry

This team makes me flaccid.

my entire family is laughing at me.

It's early yet. I'm impressed Sanchez has only turned it over twice so far....Improvement!

I think a Jet will just burst into flames next.....

We're moving the ball well too. Team of ****ing trolls. Watch Sanchez drive to the 1 yard line at some point before committing the first ever 99 yard safety.

Who on the Jets should get the bag of guts you pull out of the Turkey's ass award?

16 more safeties and we take the lead.

Reasons to keep watching:
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Play of the Game (The "Ass" Fumble):

Could be the worst play I've ever seen in a football game. Ever.

Again. Incredible creativity. Run into your own guy and fumble.

That looked like it was designed to be returned for a touchdown via fumble.

Incredible hit on Sanchez by the ass of our OL. Biggest hit of the night.

Full Slate:

Were ****ed

I think we win this one ...

now lets go out there and show them we're not a bunch of horses asses !!!!

I'm full and bloated and sleepy and prob going to pass out watching this embarrassment.

Lots of offense in the first two games today. Not sure what that means for tonight but Go Jets!

I'm pooping out my turkey dinner. I hope the Jets don't play like it.

Rarely do you see both a terrible throw and a terrible attempt at a catch in the same play, but there it is. Our special teams is an abortion.

Who put Bart Scott on Hernandez? Oof.

Looks like the Pats are doing their best to not get an early lead.

odds on Jets getting a 1st down?

Another redzone INT. Fifth on season. Sanchez is awful.

and he killed the original play call for that stupid throw.

The good news is I am so immune to it now, I am not even mad

Brady is Channeling his inner el sh*tbox tonight

Always nice to give the worst D in the NFL the ball.

Flying down the field, and another utterly stupid pick inside the 20. I need to drink more.

How many good defensive efforts must we waist before Sanchez goes down?

Stephen Hawking would have all day against that pass rush.

Let's hold off on calling this a good defensive effort just yet.

S A M E......O L D..............wait for it.....

What - their tied after 1 quarter? That's a win for the Jets

Welker is my fantasy WR at least.

Wide the **** open....COME ON...

WTF was langster doing?

Pathetic. No pressure and a guy wide open. Nice coverage Lankster. WTF were you doing?

What do we pay Calvin Pace to do

Langster was masturbating.

Brady could have knocked up a bakers dozen supermodels back there with all the time he had. Only a few of them would be female.

Jets went down 7-0 to the rams as well.. Gotta rally now

Here's an idea. Let's leave Welker open in the end zone.

I love it when we are embarrassed on national TV.

Ground and pound.....our last two 4th and shorts we have looked pathetic.

Jets show great creativity is effing games up. Powell looked great, so bring in Greene to fumble. Sparano sucks.

And we didn't kick a FG there why? It's 7-0, not 27-0.

I don't know if I should laugh or cry

Greene went from diesel to spent in 1.5 years.

why not throw it there, that would have fooled them. Oh wait Sanchez is the QB.

[ Re: And we didn't kick a FG there why? ]
Cause a fumble was better

Solid job D. Solid.

That's incredible. That's ****ing incredible. Fire them all.

This team makes me flaccid.

That's game right? No way Sanchez can put up 14.

I'm ****ing embarrassed to be a Jets fan.

Neither of these teams are lighting the world on fire tonight. It's a long game. It;s anyone's game. But, my first half observation is this: the Jets coaches are afraid of Mark Sanchez.

So guess who's playing the butt raped Indians?

Bart Scott is perfect in that coverage. I only knew it was his guy when he ran for a TD, and his carcass showed up on the replay......

Ineptitude on full display today.. I hope this isn't the start of a rout

well at least we can look forward to a new GM and Coach.

Eric Smtihs angle was soooo bad. Hahaha

At least it's already over and we don't have to suffer a devestating last minute choke job.

This is very creative comedy. I mean. Just kill this team. Kill them off now.

This is as bad as it gets guys.

There is the turnover hat trick.........another TD. Wonderful.

my entire family is laughing at me.

Could be the worst play I've ever seen in a football game. Ever.

Steve Gregory. Wow. Vince Wilfork. Jesus.

It's early yet. I'm impressed Sanchez has only turned it over twice so far....Improvement!

Again. Incredible creativity. Run into your own guy and fumble.

I really really want NE to win 99-0. I'm all in. Just ****ing do it already!!!!DO IT!!!!!

I saw the Patriots laughing on the sidelines. I dont blame them, I am, LOL

Incredible hit on Sanchez by the ass of our OL. Biggest hit of the night.

They should kick the jets out of the league!

What an unreal night. I have never seen such an inept performance. The Jets should forfeit the rest of the game. It is beyond belief.

Fire everyone. YOu wanted to play your biggest rival on Thanksgiving, you got it, Woody-you ****in' asshole cocksucker.

This is what happens when you don't bench anybody. When you don't hold anyone accountable. This roster is just collecting paychecks at this point. Time to go Rex.

Bye Tanny. Enjoy your lucrative private job as an accountant.

Fire Rex signs I love it!!!!

Empty the seats PLEASE. Tear it down TEAR IT ALL DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think a Jet will just burst into flames next.....

This beats 1-15. This is rock bottom. Never before. OMG never before have I been more embarrassed. LOL

I don't care for Rex as a coach, but they need a new GM to evaluate everything in this organization from players to coaches and trainers. Blow it all up but it all starts with a new GM who knows something about the game of football.

That was possibly the single-most pathetic, demoralizing and unathletic ****ing thing I've ever seen in a football game. This team is a joke dammit, a ****ing joke. Blown assignments, no guts, no heart, no discipline, NOTHING. I hat that I love this game, I hate that I chose this ****ing calamity of a team to root for.

Tebow is suited with a rib injury but mcelroy is not suited...

Reasons to keep watching:
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We totally got this

We are terrible. I cringe every time the ball sits in anyone's hands too long out of fear they will randomly throw it up in the air for the other team.

What a pathetic and embarrassing performance. I hope the stadium clears out at the half and that the NBC guys comment on how it has emptied. Woody sucks.....Tannenbaum sucks.......Sparano is a clown and Rex will be the victim of this.

You know BB will try and hang 50 plus on us.

Our defense quits in 5...4...3...

Lets face the facts, if not for Revis an Holmes going out for the season, we would have been SuperBowl champs

Only good player is down. What a night!

Unless THEY can score 4 or 5 TDs they know how this will end. They gave a great effort the first series and then watched Sanchez throw the weekly back-breaking redone INT. An NFL QB does not do that. And the POS does it every week.

There is no franchise better at humiliating its fanbase.

Please don't show me Fireman Ed.

No. This is just historically bad. The franchise should discontinue after tonight.

Its a process having such little talent assembled into one team.

I don't blame our defense. They play hard each week and are forced to be demoralized by this pathetic offense. I am surprised these guys even want to be here.. if in fact they do.

Gonna be the second historical home blowout of the season for the franchise. TRADER MIKE AND TEH DEFENSIVE GEMUS!!!

They can salvage this game by destroying Brady's knee.

Cry Rex cry

I'm waiting for Chris Rock to start doing stand-up on the Patriots sideline......

Landry makes one play, celebrates and gets burned by Edelman. 35 points in the second quarter.

I like Rex but he deserves to be fired after this game. No preparation, no control, no accountability. The fact that he keeps Sanchez in is beyond ridiculous.

Patriots should go for every record in the book tonight. Patriots fans are ****ing splooging all over this sh*t, the worst ****ing thing about it.

If the Pats get 70, do we all get free Boston Market?

At least the Pats aren't winning a superbowl this year

I'd feel bad about the people at the game, but i mean, they knew what they were paying for.

Pats
8=========D........
Jets

Does Gates even have hands?

We're moving the ball well too. Team of ****ing trolls. Watch Sanchez drive to the 1 yard line at some point before committing the first ever 99 yard safety.

Who on the Jets should get the bag of guts you pull out of the Turkey's ass award?

I hope Tebow starts the second half and the Pats kill him

Sanchez throws the ball over the middle like he wants to get all our receivers killed.

I would say blow it up......but there is nothing to blow up.

The Jets have been in 4-down territory since the kickoff.....

Even spiking the ****ing ball took ten seconds.

What a ****ing embarrassment. 20 seconds to spike the ball? That s bad coaching and retarded players.

Are you ****ing kidding me. Down by 800 points kick a fg. Wtf

Sanchez is in "if I am going down, so is everyone else" mode.

I mean, just 11 more fgs to take the lead.

This is the worst that I can remember. I hate this freakin team. Does anyone know anything about synchronized "freaking" swimming.? Watching that can't be as bad as this...

Hello? but at the start of the 3rd, were only down by 797 an we get the ball

At least my Sundays in December are freed up for family. That's something to be thankful for.

Did anyone else hear the crowd chanting for Tebow to replace Kravitz?

Rex will be rocking back and forth in the fetal position for his post-game presser.....

I'm eagerly anticipating Manish Mehta's next article about how Rex is a winner and the team would be foolish to give up on him.

4th and 1, lets punt. We wouldn't want this game to get out of hand.

35-3 and we can't get a 1st down. LMFAO.

How cocked is Robert Kraft all the time?

I hope the Pats put up 60

Landry is such a dirty player

All I want to know is, are you going to go my way?

Pats are up by 32 and were running the no huddle.

I'm more pissed that they keep throwing it downfield with that kind of lead, while we're down by 5 scores and we still don't throw it down field... WTF

If the Jets score, the terrorists win.

I'll take garbage time stats over garbage any day....

Im almost rooting for a pick 6

Can't get 3 yards with 3 downs. PITIFUL.

Is there anyone in the stadium or watching at home that didn't know what that play call would be on 4th & 1?

Either the Pats defense suddenly discovered swagger today, or the Jets are creating it for them.

If you add up their record from 2001 until now, and took out, like, 15 anomalously terrible games, the Jets are easily the league's 16the best franchise, you guys.

16 more safeties and we take the lead.

I really wish someone would fire me as a fan. Don't even let me in the office to clear out my desk. Maybe some sort of block of CBS (I know we're on NBC right now) on my TV. Save me from myself. Anyone?

Jets don't get flags, just losses.....

Amazing that they didn't put a helmet on Brady's knee on that run. Pathetic.

I've never looked forward to a post-game press conf this much in my life.

So, has defending Sanchez been reduced to saying, "yeah, well, he has more money and gets more pussy than you".

at least we knocked the sh*t out of Edelmen

Nice punt tho...Malones a keeper.

We didn't lose, we just ran out of time.

Sanchez hits Kerley in stride. He falls over himself. Your 2012 NYJets everyone!

I'm still dumbfounded by the fumble. Were his eyes closed?

They're replaying the ass fumble over and over and just laughing. Gotta admit that's the only route to go at this point.

I think it's encouraging that 2 weeks in a row they scored 2 tds

Rex is completely defeated

Sanchez looks like an autistic kid getting disciplined at grade school.

LOL at Mark Sanchez explaining the ass fumble. Oh god it's even worse knowing the back story..

Just got home from dinner....... did we win?

Mike Saver 11/23/2012 01:21:00 PM Edit
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