Is there anything worse than being America's Team?

America can go get their own fucking team. The New England Patriots are NEW ENGLAND's, and specifically, Boston's team. Go cheer for the fucking Cowboys. I actually had this thought the other day, before Cromartie called them that, when someone on Twitter followed me and their profile was #LakerNation #YankeeNation #PatsNation.

It was one of the most sobering things ever.

We have become the Cowboys. I mean I guess this is one of the pitfalls of winning, that every bandwagon fan will jump up on our dicks. But really, Laker, Pats, and Yankee fan? If you are a Boston fan, what two teams do you hate most? Yankees and Lakers (and maybe the NYG are creeping in there). Now these fans are supporting our team?

Ugh. GO GET YOUR OWN DAMN TEAM. IF YOU LIKE THE YANKEES OR THE LAKERS, GET THE FUCK OUT. WE DO NOT WANT YOU AS PATRIOTS FANS. YOU ARE A FRONTRUNNING PIECE OF SHIT AND KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ROOTING FOR BOSTON SPORTS.

Boston sports fans were raised on losing, and now that we are winning, everyone wants to fucking come join us. Well, get the FUCK out. We, and we only, can bask in the glory or winning that has graced us after the years of ineptitude amongst our franchises. Just because the Cowboys suck balls now and Jerry Jones is going senile doesn't mean you can bring your homeless stench onto our rail car. GTFO.

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