Rob Gronkowski wants a superhero time machine that doesn't take you back in time

Gronk would go ape shit over this

Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski recently sat down with Patriots color broadcaster Scott Zolak. The conversation naturally turned to super powers, based on a fan submitted question. This is how that one went.

Zolak: If you could have a super power, what would that one super power be?

Gronk: Man...like...a..time machine. Does a time machine count?

Zolak: Yeah! Let's do it. We could build a time machine right here.

Unfortunately they did not end up building that time machine on the spot. While, a time machine isn't technically a super power, we can let that one slide, I guess. Until, wait..what?!

Gronk: If I could just be like, I want to be in Florida right now and then BOOM I'm in Florida.

Hold on a second, that doesn't sound like a time machine at all, Gronk. Did you mean a transporter?

Zolak: That'd be more like a transporter

Gronk: Yeah, is that a super power?

The answer is no, Gronk. Unfortunately, it isn't.

The interview, brought to us courtesy Toucher and Rich, also included Zolak comparing Gronk to Buzz Light year from the Toy Story movies.

It was enlightening for all.

Anyway, here's a scene from another of my favorite Tim Allen movies which uses Gronk's favorite super power that isn't even really a super power or a time machine.