Ring Envy: What Vikings fans said - 9/14/14


Finally, it's back! Our popular Ring Envy series is a spinoff of the "Green Envy" series we run at CelticsLife. We lay out comments from the opposing team's fans during the game after a Patriots win! 

We kick off the 2014 season with the downtrodden Vikings fans. I don't think any of them expected to win this game and they weren't feeling too great anyway with the Adrian Peterson news. Still, their hate fot Cassel and Edelman was pretty entertaining. Eventually they just turned their eyes to former Red Sox reporter, Jenny Dell, who was working the sidelines with her new CBS gig.

Top Five:

Go Vikings. Our offense is stagnant, and our defense getting dissected. Who cares though, go Vikings. Yay.

What is up with the Patriots turning small white guys into stars.

The game, IMO, is much closer than the score indicates. The long int return and the blocked FG returned for a TD masks a pretty competent game so far for the Vikings. It's 24-7, but it feels like a pretty good 24-7 given we are playing the Pats and given the incompetent play the past few years. Meh, I'll take it despite the score.

Trade Adrian Peterson for Patriot's punter.

I can see the fear in Belichek's eyes as the Teddy chant starts!!!!


Chandler Jones' field goal block, score

Are you kidding me?

Oh.... ughggghhhh.... GTFOH....

Now you can start the complaining

Literally the worst thing that could have happened.

unreal.

I don't want to watch any more of this.

Casssel misses a wide open receiver and and then this but rah rah go get em team !

One hell of a play by the Patriots, though... gotta give them that.

Full Slate:

I would say, nationwide, 85% of the country would take the Patriots in this game.

Hard to give a turkey in light of the Adrian stuff, pardon the harsh language.
But for whatever reason, I wouldn't be surprised if we won by a field goal?
I think everybody in the country is thinking BLOWOUT but it will be like a 7 to 10 point game.

Cassel looking very composed so far.

Asiata Peterson!!!!!

AP who??? Asiata!

ASIATA YOU ANIMAL! I DON'T CARE IF YOU SOUND LIKE A TYPE OF BREAD AT SUBWAY! KEEP IT UP!

Am I dreaming right now?

Damn these false starts! C'mon we're at home!!!

Good lord we suck at false starts.

Nearly pickt six. Crap!

Teddy!! Teddy!! Teddy!!!

We had to work brilliantly to get our touchdown and they just had theirs handed to them.

Patriots have about 10 yds of offense and tied the game.

Wonder how much Microsoft paid the nfl to use their surface only to have everyone think they're using iPads.

The real vikings have landed!

F3cking Cassel! GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO MANY MISSED THROWS

Good run Matt Vick.

Everybody take a damn chill pill.
It is NOT time for Teddy. Teddy has never seen a real NFL defense. Sith Lord Belichick would have him for lunch.

I HATE BRADY

might as well start painting my kitchen, this game is already over.

Normal service has been resumed :(

That...was a master piece audible and pass from Brady.

Ouch, double the pain, I benched Edelman for Maclin today.

Cassel better do SOMETHING here. I don't want to chant Teddy yet, but I'm trying real hard holding my tongue.

Go Vikings. Our offense is stagnant, and our defense getting dissected. Who cares though, go Vikings. Yay.

Why did Adrian have to go and do that ughhhh, offense really is hurting without him.

Someone tell Zimmer that um, Adelman is their best weapon.

Somebody please cover Edelman. I hate that little twerp.

When you cant score, cant stop the run, cant stop the pass, what is there to be positive about right now? Nothing.

What is up with the Patriots turning small white guys into stars.

For this offense to get moving they're going to have to figure out how to get Jennings off Revis island. They're keying on Rudolph while shutting down Jennings one on one.

Are you kidding me?

Oh.... ughggghhhh.... GTFOH....

Now you can start the complaining

Literally the worst thing that could have happened.

unreal.

I don't want to watch any more of this.

Casssel misses a wide open receiver and and then this but rah rah go get em team !

One hell of a play by the Patriots, though... gotta give them that.

Yeah, throw the rookie in to face Belichick's defense. Great idea.

The game, IMO, is much closer than the score indicates. The long int return and the blocked FG returned for a TD masks a pretty competent game so far for the Vikings. It's 24-7, but it feels like a pretty good 24-7 given we are playing the Pats and given the incompetent play the past few years. Meh, I'll take it despite the score.

RE: "20-0 shutout in the second half and we all go to work happy tomorrow"
And I could win the lotto. Both equally likely.

This blows. Still can't get over the blocked field goal TD.
Should be down 17-10 at worst. #### me

I think all of us knew this would be one of the hardest games to win, all year. But to lose because of turnovers and a friggin FG block and score? We all know the refs hate us, and never get the benefit of the doubt. Its the way we are losing that hurts.

Only good thing about this game is the sideline reporter WoW!

Trade Adrian Peterson for Patriot's punter.

OK can we all agree Cassel sux ? I mean really

That was the fat lady singing guys.

Hysterically laughing and half crying actually.

Hell, let's put Jerick McKinnon in at QB to run the read-option.

I feel bad for the people who paid to go watch this game, hopefully the hotdog was good.

I can see the fear in Belichek's eyes as the Teddy chant starts!!!!

CBS gets Jenny Bell, Fox gets Michele Tafoya. Life isn't fair.

I hate Edelman.

Note to Cassel. You see more than one defender on a WR, throw the ball someplace else

This is like ground hog day every year. I always find myself wanting the qb on the bench to come in for the one that is stinking it up on the field.

Cassel: Wait a minute. What? I"m supposed to throw it to the purple guys? Really?

Can we trade Ponder for Jenny Bell?

I think AD would have torn it up against the Pats. He really let the team and fans down. Not to mention his kid.

Matthew McConaughey drives a Lincoln.
Right.

Cassel seriously disappointed today. Hope he fully understands that this game got away because of him and only him.
PS.... Jenny bell is SMOKIN!

Jarius Wright ... nice header. Oughta play MLS.

Saints just lost, #### them. Hope a miracle happens and we send them to 0-3 next week.

The game plan doesn't change the bad play by so many. Poor execution, across the board, was the theme for this game. I don't care who is in, they are all professionals - or supposed to be. Why did Norv get away from the run (which worked) to go straight to the air (which didn't work) and keep going airborne (which STILL didn't work)??? Reminiscent of last year, on all fronts.
If our team has such little mental discipline to play this badly with the loss of one player, we're in for a really long season again.
If next week is as poor of a showing as this year, I'll start regretting my Sunday Ticket purchase. I expected a LOT more out of the Vikes.

It was close to one of those games you beat yourselves with though admittedly, New England's defense after that first drive was awesome. Sacks, Interceptions, the FG blocked. Everything.

This game could have been even worse. The patriots had over 100 yards in penalties and still won by 23 points. Many of them prolonged drives for us.

Total meltdown in every sense of the word. I'm most disappointed that zimmer didn't have the team mentally prepared IMO. Obviously losing the stud player affects everything, but that was a defeated team well before the game got out of hand. It was like the first INT and the subsequent 3 and out was a death sentence.
Oof, that was embarrassing.

TEH - D
TEH - D
TEHHHDDDYYY

What an awful game. Awful play calling. Awful execution. Awful everything. I have nothing to say other than next week is not going to be any easier. This team looks lost without Peterson. But, IDC whether or not he plays.

One thing: AP would have been SO proud with how well we handled that whoopin! :twisted:
Try to have a good night, gentlemen.