Ring Envy - What Steelers fans said - 9/10/15

Steelers fans didn't have quite as fun a debut to the season as we did. After a 28-21 trouncing that was much more lopdsided than it looked, there was plenty of pessismism and animosity among Pittsburgh fans. Aside from some homophobia and all out racism coming from a few outliers, most Steelers fans were actually pretty funny and had a good sense of humor about their team. Their new kicker, Josh Scobee, whom the Steelers traded for in the offseason and kicked off 2015 with two missed field goals caught a lot of blame. Steelers fans also apparently hate defensive coordinator Keith Butler and particularly have a good amount of vitriol for new coach Mike Tomlin. Anyway, enjoy 2015's first - Ring Envy!

-P.S. - Sorry for the delay in posting this! We'll be sure to have these up sooner after gametime going forward. Also, image above should be fixed soon to show FOUR RINGS!



Rob Gronkowski's big day:

I got it: let's leave Rob Gronkowski uncovered. Yeah, that's the ticket.

How do you not cover Gronk?

87 is really fucking good...you might want to cover him

WOW no one is set to cover Gronk!!! Incredible. This just in our pass coverage continues to suck.

It feels like tomlin and belicik are matched up against each other in fantasy this week and belicik is starting deangelo Williams and tomlin is starting gronkowski.

I have an idea...

Let's leave the tallest, most physical TE on the field WIDE THE FUCK OPEN

Josh Scobee's terrible debut:

Uh oh, Scobee may die tomorrow if this shit keeps up.

What round was the pick we gave up for this useless motherfucker????

So glad we traded a draft choice for Scobee.

SCOBEEEEEEE TIMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE!!

Hang on to your wigs and keys for Scobee time!!

As Meatloaf once said...
"1 outta 3, ain't bad."

Josh "Money" Scobee

Just a reminder that as bad as the defense has been it should be 14-9 right now...fuck you scobee

What's the NFL record for most missed FG's in a game.
Maybe we can salvage something out of tonight?

Full Slate:

Steelers 38
Whiney, Sniveling, Lieing, Cheating, Smug Ass Fucks, Who Are QBed By A Primadonna Incubus Who Takes A Rubber Dildo In The Ass From A Supermodel Succubus Twice A Day And Likes It 20

unfortunately rain and a wet track will only make this bad defense even less decisive......


Psychologically, I've prepared myself for a loss.
Would like to be very wrong.
Fuck those cocksuckers.

I just asked my 8 year old what her prediction was for the game.
She said; "New England 48, Pittsburgh 25."
I told her she was going to bed before the game started.

Apparently the Patriots were not going to raise their Super Bowl banner if Brady was suspended. They instead were going to raise a banner with the number 12 in honor of Brady.
Such cocksuckers... The rest of the league and fans around the league really need to see a Patriots beatdown tonight courtesy of Pittsburgh.

Rodney Harrison is insufferable

I can't think about anything other than "you cheated" every single time a patriot is interviewed or a former patriot is interviewed. I hope the rest of the country feels the same way and never forgets it.

FUCK T-Pain
FUCK Ty Law
FUCK Robert Kraft

This is becoming way to "NBA" for me to be honest. Maybe it's because I hate these guys (and live in this damn town) but I feel like our Opening Games were classier and less.... this.

Every time they say "4 time Superbowl champs" I say fuck you we have 6.

Dumb trick play fucked everything up

and the momentum has hit the stone wall of a trick play

You have the best QB in the NFL...why in the fuck are you letting AB throw a pass?

Uh oh, Scobee may die tomorrow if this shit keeps up.

Brady playing like he knows he's starting on my fantasy team

Brown just sodomized Butler

I'm sorry, but the game should stop if radios stop working in new England

Like we knew as always. Bad shit happens at 1 espionage place
Ben was motioning before first snap of game a headset problem

The radio shit is New England rubbing everyone's noses in it.
"Yeah...we cheat. What the fuck are you gonna do about it?"

Someone please knock Edleman the fuck out

If the Steelers offense would quit stopping themselves all these little "white Lie Cheat Tactics" wouldn't matter. I'm not going into conspiracy theory mode. Offense has got to execute to score and finish drives with 7 or 8 points.

I'm just happy we're battling. Fuck the world. Everyone picked the Pats. Fuck all of them, win or lose, and especially fuck bitch-ass Brady.
My ire is raising like magma 'bout to burst through the Earth's crust and become some hot burning lava.

Gronk. Should probably have a guy within 29 yards of him

This team never learns

Tom Brady can rot in fucking hell. Cheating cock sucker should be in the owners suite tonight.
Fuck him and his entire fucking family.

I got it: let's leave Rob Gronkowski uncovered. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Link please. The patriots are fucking with the broadcast.

The anger is completely warranted.
The judge was yukking it up with Bob Kraft after the ruling at some party.

I think I'm just going to go to bed.

What round was the pick we gave up for this useless motherfucker????

So glad we traded a draft choice for Scobee.

What do we have 150 yards and no points?
Wow this is a fucking joke

Not to excuse our shitty D, but do the pick plays they run are bullshit. I thought it was illegal, but guess not.

Everybody and their mother knows that Gronk is getting the pill in the redzone.
How are they CONSTANTLY allowing him behind them?

I suggest everyone stock up on your poison of choice because it's going to be impossible to watch this defense sober

great field position, thanks tiny.
BTW the cheats tiny fucker plays like a man. Ours is chicken shit

Fuck it - Let's just take Brady's knee out and call it a day....
Wait, did I just say that out loud?

We sure fooled 'em there!
We threw it on first down!

yes..infuriating bullshit. pats don't have to cheat..they know what steelers do..nothing!

LMAO....more Kindergarten time management. Holy fck...a draw play and no time out.

Clown show! If you're not laughing, check your pulse.

Why do I hear the Benny Hill theme song whenever we're on offense?

I haven't posted in a while, but I feel compelled to come here for my sanity. What the F kind of clock management is that. You put yourself in a position where you either need a touchdown here or you settle for a FG. Totally took the first down out of it. Seriously dumb. Mike T. is one of the worst clock managers of this era.

SCOBEEEEEEE TIMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE!!

Hang on to your wigs and keys for Scobee time!!

As Meatloaf once said...
"1 outta 3, ain't bad."

Josh "Money" Scobee

Just a reminder that as bad as the defense has been it should be 14-9 right now...fuck you scobee

Mike Tomlin is an idiot

RE: Mike Tomlin is an idiot
Obviously

The patriots take what is in front of them
The Steeelrs play ghosts and insist on playing a pattern

Hey, guys lets back of Edelman... he's too big a deep threat.

Brady's picking on Blake. Good choice

These guys don't even give a shit

What's the NFL record for most missed FG's in a game.
Maybe we can salvage something out of tonight?

Tomlin is a fucking retard and I want him fired.

We are playing a group of cheaters who shouldn't have even been allowed to play the SB, which is being lead by a lying sack of shit that may or may not get into the HOF based on his history of scandal. We just suck really bad, sent our HOF defensive coordinator packing, and have one of the worst coaches in the league. Thats why we are losing. Not because of the greatness of the cheatriots.

Dion Lewis looking like Ray Rice from 2012

PERSONAL FOUL... Tackling Brady too hard

If only the coaches weren't sopping vaginas the first half....

A team with a better defense is going to beat this patriots team.

If they punch this in I'm going to feel even worse about those field goals...going to ruin my fucking weekend

In reality - it has everything to do with people nodding their head and saying "wow, interesting... two fullbacks in the backfield, what will that Todd Haley think of next? He's a genius... nobody expects you to take out your workhorse running back whose dominating!"
That's at least how Todd Haley sees the world

How do you not cover Gronk?

Well at least our defense is consistent.

Why cover those guys, who cares.

87 is really fucking good...you might want to cover him

It's almost impossible to be THIS bad on purpose.
Seriously

WOW no one is set to cover Gronk!!! Incredible. This just in our pass coverage continues to suck.

What a sad sack of shits.

It feels like tomlin and belicik are matched up against each other in fantasy this week and belicik is starting deangelo Williams and tomlin is starting gronkowski.

Wow going to Gronk for the TD. I'd have never guessed

Butler is a total joke thus far. Fucking joke

What's Belicheat without Brady? Noll without Bradshaw? Players make coaches.

I hate brady and gronk and that edleman asshole and .........

Ben with 0 TDs. Watch out Aaron Rodgers. Greatest show on turf.

Brady is a faggot and I hope he rots in hell

Brady is the best QB in history. Deal with it. Dude has destroyed us again.

Tim Tebow destroys a Keith Butler defense.

I'm amazed the Steelers actually talked about jamming at the line - and then proceeded to not do it at all.

I have an idea...

Let's leave the tallest, most physical TE on the field WIDE THE FUCK OPEN

Are they jawing with Gronk after he's DESTROYED THEM all night long?

Cam Heyward? sucked a cock
Larry Timmons? sucked a cock
Jervis? sucked a cock
O line? sucked a cock
Entire secondary? sucked a fat cock
who'd I miss?

Ben just sucked a fat cock there

The patented who gives a fuck throw :evil:

Deep to Heyward Bey in the rain???
Get real

Wow now Ben sucks too. Fuck me

Well I guess Ben gave up too like the rest of the team.

Everybody will blame everybody except who is really responsible.
The Pats had injuries too.
We suck because the coaches suck.
Prepare for 1-6.

So if Brady were still suspended do the steelers win this game? I can't say for sure with this secondary

Brady got the ball out in 2 seconds most times. They could have put garbage cans at center and guard.
I mean, do people here know football at all? That's why I avoid these threads. To much stupidity.

Blake was outclassed by Edelman. His tackling sucks too. Horribly. I don't think it was effort necessarily. But it was horrid.

If the Hoodie had 2 months to prepare for any type of contest against Tomlin he'd beat him 100% of the time
Hell he'd beat Tomlin in the 40 with 2 months to prepare. Tomlin would show up all fat and forget his running shoes
This team can't manage clock or timeouts while the Patriots D back attributes what is probably the most influential single play in SB history to......preparedness. He was coached on that specific scenario a week prior.
Can't fix stupid

Bill looks over at the sideline and says to himself "HA! This deer in the headlights asshole again? This will be fun."