Ring Envy - What Colts fans said - 10/18


The Colts are one of my least favorite teams to do a Ring Envy for. Not because I don't enjoy when the Pats beat them, but because their fans are mind numbingly boring. They wear that midwestern landscape on their sleeves. There were plenty of predictable cheating jokes, 1% of which could be considered barely clever. The rest of the time they would spend whining about the refs, and then would immediately proceed to whine about Brady whining about the refs.

One note is that I think the Colts fans are the only fanbase in the world scared to death of LeGarrette Blount. That's pretty hilarious.

Below find what Colts fans said, including just about everything they said when the terrible trick play happened.


TOP THREE:

Toler is the McDonald's dollar menu for first downs

Hold on boys. The train is about to by run on us and the conductor is Tom Brady...

Maybe Belichick will call a 'back-up safety sneak' on 4th down like we did.


THE COLTS TRICK PLAY:

What is this

WHAT THE #!

What the hell?

OK what?????

Lol wth was that?!?

Huh

Ugh dumb button. 6 yds

What the hell?

wth?

Wtfh was that??

What just happened?

That was the dumbest thing I've ever seen

Bruh Bruh Bruh

Are you serious?

Laughing stock

WHAT????????!!!!!!!! OMFG!

By far the dumbest thing I have ever seen in a football game.

Like seriously

What the freak

What in the hell did I just see? ? ?

what the heck are they doing??

What the hell was that

Worst call I've ever seen.

Thats all folks

wth was that

Not top 10 play of the week

Game over

What the hell was that! That's the game!

Um....

We just gave them the game

Fire Pep & Pagoni now

Ohh I get it. We don't want to win

Done. Seriously just done right now. I can't even...

lmao! lmao! Colts trying to be tricky today!

I can't believe Whalen actually snapped that. What was all of that?

My sides! lmao, what are you doing Pagano. You can't even do anything but shake your Damn head.

Well that was the game right there. Congrats you *s

Hey Pats. Here's the win. Wrapped up with a pretty bow

....Game over

Someone needs to be fired for that.

Who the heck is our ST coach ??

What was that

So someone might be out of a job tomorrow morning...

I don't even know...

Holy hell.....:I can't even....

What in the hell was that?

Apparently I am asleep now and dreaming this...

what the heck are we doing??

That was absolutely the dumbest thing I've ever seen

Patriots paid off colts special team coaches! Let the people call it lol! Throwgate!

Ummmm

It's gonna be on all the highlight reels.

That was so unusual that I'm actually a little amused...despite being irritated.

Fire Pagano now

Defense gave us 3 chances so far and this is what we do

After a nearly flawless first half offensively, this is how the game changes?

I just don't get it. That was high school nonsense. Unreal. Just punt the damn ball!!!

I'm in shock. Who's @#@ is get canned for that pop warner goof up?

Complete lack of awareness by the players there. Whalen actually snapped it. I can't believe he would snap that.

Ummmmm. You can take that play out of the play book

Why didn't someone call time out if nobody knew what was going on?

are we actually trying to llose this game???

We deserve to lose for that alone

That is one of the worst calls ever.

You'd have to laugh if it wasn't so tragic

If I'm him irsay I'm leaving the game

Was that the worst play call in the history of the world? What the hell were they trying to do?

I'm more in shock and confused about what that play was than mad about it.

Darrell Bevell's play call is now officially the 2nd dumbest thing called in a game versus New England.

Whoever called that play needs to fired first thing tomorrow morning. Check that, they should be be escorted out of the building right now. That was embarrassing, and on national tv! Discusting!

Touchdowns!!! come get your free touchdowns!!!

The players want pagano fired I guess

We're in the game, there's 7 patriots around 2 guys. Why pagans doesn't immediately call a TO seeing that is beyond me

now I don't care if they blow out the Colts!!

So we lost a game against the Patriots by a) being screwed over by a shocking onside kick call and by b) special teams running something you wouldn't see in your back yard

Can't even be proud to be a fan with that crap, I can't even fathom...

I'm speechless.

FULL SLATE:

No Hightower, no Flowers should mean easier to run.
Hopefully we see ALOT of Gore/Bradshaw tonight!

watch for the patriots to use carrier pigeons to steal colts plays!

Dont quite know how to describe it, but if there was a game I ever wanted us to win, it's THIS ONE.
Please INDI, show up!

Lers go indy!!!!! I really don't want the world to see me in a Tom Brady Jersey

NE is gonna come out with Nasty intentions. I hope we're ready and prepared to meet their intenisty.

I have a bottle of Middleton Very Rare. Will be cracked open if the Colts win.

Anyone see that circle with Mathis pumping them up?
The team looks tight, nevous.
We never seem loose and prepared.

I Got A Feeling...... Tonight's Gonna Be A Good Good Night

Gorreeeee

I like this so far. Good methodical drive, continue moving the chains

I f'ing love frank gore

False start on Castonzo

Come on 74. Can't make stupid mistakes like that.

3rd and short. I'm really liking the playcalling so far

Brady on the sidelines trying to figure out how he can cheat a win from the Colts now that he can't deflate balls

T Y H I L T O N ! ! ! !

dang...all this time for a FG !
Will take it !

Going for it. Come on Colts!!!!!

TD!!! What a catch!!

Im so hyped.

The 21 game streak is over!!!!

Gutsy call but this is how you make an opening statement.

We look like an entirely different team tonight. For the better, for once.

Why must the TV, ALWAYS show Kraft? It really bugs the hell out of me

deflate brady's balls in the pile there

Near pick by Vontae

ugh - Defense :(

Please hold to 3.

why are we only rushing 3 at brady his online is beaten up bad attack!!!

Dangit.

That was too easy for the Pats. We gotta fix up those holes on defense

No pass rush, no stopping em

D'qwell hit him into the endzone.

Can someone explain why that punk Edelman doesn't get flagged for that over celebration?

But Brady has no weapons. Or OL. Or something.

I didn't like the fact that he threw the ball directly at the colts name on the banner... :thmdown:

Pats will always find a way to score on us no matter how good our D is. Going to have to score atleast 30 to hang around

Cripes! Don't need penalties.

Drive ended quickly. That penalty hurt us

long drive for the defense plus a 3 and out with the offense is never good

Freaking Edelman again...

I hate it every time they show matt patrica like hes responsible for stopping us. everyone knows its BB's defense and hes just a puppet

How The % is it this hard tackle a player...?

I feel like Whalen would be a 1000-yard receiver with New England

Oh my god I hate Edelman.

Edelman is killing 'em.

Absolutely killing us, Edleman is looking like Jerry Rice.

At least we're slowing down the dreaded Blount

Crowd has already been taken out of the game.
Need to stop them here.

Pass D is doing okay....it's impossible to stop a 3-yard in-or-out route. That's all they've been running.

Tolor again screwing it up again

For The Love of God. Cut toler, trade for proven talent. Jesus

Blowout incoming, defense is lost

Can Edelman run any other route bar a cross?

Brady is picking on toler

Stopped 'em on 3rd down!

Well forced a fg

In fairness, in a match up of McDaniels and Manusky, McDanuels wins all daym nice stop D. TD drive incoming.

Block the FG! Run back for a TD

The Patriots are such a good team, it's hard not to at least respect the overall team's skills, despite all the drama. Very surprised how well the Colts are challenging them so far.

Come on Offense. Get down there and get a touchdown

Toler is the McDonald's dollar menu for first downs

The only thing stopping our offense is ourselves. Penalties are hurting us. They haven't shown that they can stop us.

Wow Pags giving the secondary a butt chewing

That's what we need to do to Brady. Blitz and pressure

Hold on boys. The train is about to by run on us and the conductor is Tom Brady...

Tom Brady? Never heard of her.

Well, they're back to throwing 40 yd bombs every play.

Love it! Hit Brady and hit him hard. Good job, Winn!

Adams. I f'ing love you you beast.

o h d e a r l o r d y e s ! ! !

Pick 6!!!

ADAMS with the pick six boiiiii !

Mike Adams for president!!

Mike Adams is a Brady killer!!

Mike Adams loves to pick off Brady!

That woke me up

There....spike it now Edelman....you little :censored:

Way to step up, D! Mike Adams in the right place at the right time yet again!

Quick....go check the air pressure........

Sorry, couldn't resist

I swear Adams is the luckiest player in the NFL.

What ro you expect from a team with a horseshoe on the helmet and a qb named LUCK ?
I mean REALLY ?

Holy crap!!!! I'm sure my neighbors know I'm a COLTS fan now

I fell asleep before the game started can I trust my eyes did Adams really pick 6 Brady 😒😒😒😒

Anybody else think this is deflate/phone gate kharma ?
I do.
If only it continues..... That would be a good thing.

They announced it as Indy ball, but they meant New England? You know your officials are trash when...

How did they call that NE ball?? wth?!?

I think all these officials have concussions

If Moncrief is shown pulling the ball in, then gets up with the ball... then. Ummm.

Seemed to me like the new England guy obviously had it before the pileup happened. Or am I seeing things?

Very poor officiating and broadcasting

Bull crap.bull crap.bull crap.bull crap

That call is a great example of how all this over-used technology results in splitting hairs instead of common sense.

League cheats for the cheaters!!!!

Same referees. Being paid by NE

Facemask?? Oh boy, get the lube out. Refs are out for a screwing

So the colts come up with the ball, but there was no clear recovery???

Ahhh what.

Flashback.......

good lord...we still cant stop blount

Well, that's a little familiar

Garbage

Shouldn't even have the ball. Same old NE. Cheats

Every freaking year.

There's go the run D

Jesu Christ. Same % every game. We let his fat butt waddle into the damn end zone.

let's get back to straight up football. we can beat these frauds

So we get dicked on the kickoff, then Blount remembers he can run against us. We cannot oversell on the run. Seemed to happen there and they burned us.

All stemming from a terrible call. cannot believe that onside kick call. Super Bowl all over again.

The pats score a TD when they shouldn't have had the ball.

7 point swing, most likely more. I don't care if we lose a hard fought game, but that just ruins it

So how many times are we going to hear the term "Super Bowl hero" every time Butler's name is called this year? Seems like it's been a million times.

Go Gore Go! We can run too!

This game will probably be the game that kills me

Now there's the Luck of old!

Good scramble! First down!

Good job, Luck. Take care of your body.

Hmm colts exploiting the pats weakness? Better call a hold

lmao, these refs are getting a nice under the table bonus

Collins is nice

YESSS

TY TY TY TY

I can't believe it's his first TD.

Totally off topic but.... does Bellichick have a herpes sore?

TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TY & goodbye. Now we better d up on the 2 minute drive. Brady is gonna be ruthless

Suck it Patriots, can't lead even with these refs on the NE payroll

Collins also hit Luck in the head....but we don't need to do anything about that, eh?
apparently there wasn't any conclusive evidence of him touching the Helmet at all.

Luck hasn't been in the league long enough to get that call...haha

This is the best Colts football I have seen in a while!

Come'on guys can't let Tom Brady be a sneaky snake like that.

Holy holding batman

If I post enough tonight I'll hit 10k posts which in turn will make me awesome.

Turnover cmon

I swear there was a hold...

We're leaving big gaps for Brady to run through when we blitz. Gotta clean that stuff up, boys

When you hire a head coach to fix a chronically weak defense and this is what results, that head coach is likely to be gone asap.

Every time Brady throws I expect a wide open receiver down the field. Jesus

This defense is so bad. Ugh

3rd down, boys!

stoppeD!

Pats going for it. COME ON COLTS!

i hate edelman

Wow. What a move by Edelman

:facepalm:

Are you freaking killing me

Come on guys. For Christ's sake.

How do we let him through?

Pats get lucky on 4th and 1

I seriously hate Edelman. Hate.

I was hoping we'd get the ball back. Oh well.

Wow. 10 yard penalty on 3rd down. 3rd and 17! Bring the heat, D. Pin your ears back and hunt the QB!

You have got to be kidding me.

unreal.

Man..

They convert a 3rd and 17 using a WR screen....

Same * play as before. How % is our defense? Every darn year.

When is smith returning??

201 yards by the half, my god

Of course there's a flag

If that's PI it's such a weak call

Toler is getting abused this game

Toler is poison

darnit Toler. God * damnit.

Toler was better when he was inactive

Suck it, finally OPI for them

Typical Brady. Shut up, you stupid diva

And wow. We force a field goal. I don't believe it after all of that.

At least we held the lead.

Hey we are up by 1

Suck it NE

Of course Brady is mouthing off at the ref....
Why is he the only player allowed to get away with it?

You would think by the way they keep playing with bellicheats deflated footballs he is the only coach ever to defer the kickoff

What do guys like Luck and Peyton have in common that is in great contrast to Brady? They don't whine and complain and cry to officials for penalties. They let the refs do their jobs and just focus on doing their own thing

Agreed. Incredibly immature of the stupid diva to do it. Be a professional

Brady STILL arguing with the ref. Really?

Brady is still crying about that OPI. Get over it crybaby.

Sign read "hey Brady we found your phone"

"How dare you call a penalty on us, I'm TOM FREAKIN BRADY!" Waaaaaah

I got away with cheating against your boss! You will listen to me!

It should be a penalty to keep whining to an official the way brady does.

Bad part is Gronk hasn't done much, I expect him to get going in the second.

Pats will make adjustments at half, let's hope we do to. Afc title game was close at half

No call on the pushing and shoving the Pats are doing after the play is dead?

They keep shoving our guys after the whistle where's the flags ref

They keep shoving our guys after the whistle where's the flags ref

Brady yelling at refs again. Is there anything Brady does that isn't annoying?

Adams is out? Not good... not good..

Adams injured.
And just wow.

You can't stop Gronk. You can only try to contain him

I think DQ was supposed to cover him and ended up rushing instead

Lol. There is just no stopping, no rattling, and no slowing down of Tom Brady and this offnse. best qb in NFL history probably.

And there is Gronk gonna be a fun half...

Aw man we can't stop them

Getting really tired of seeing Brady mouth off and the Pats pushing after plays are over with.

Looks like we made adjustments... by allowing Gronk wide open.

Gore needs to take over now

We need that guy from Happy Gilmore to hit Gronk with his VW Beetle.

This is crazy. Outside of a fluke INT we havnt stopped this offense

Gotta make them punt sometime tonight....come on D

No punts yet for that offense of New England

Hate the damn Patriots

Game over now that Gronk is being targeted. We have nothing against him.

So the only time we've "stopped" them was when Edelman knocked the ball into the air and Adams was lucky to be in the right spot to catch it

Jamie Collins is an absolute beast

I just really wonder if we can get a single stop in this game. I can guarantee NE will adjust somehow on defense to improve

Not close enough. And now the defense has to play again.

Well...we were in it

Oh man they are about to go up 34 to 21

That short throw to TY really ruined that series.

Shut up Julian

This is probably where they're going to start running away with this one. I see no signs the D can stop them, barring an incredible turnover.

Brady's diva attitude is rubbing off on Edelman...

is it me, because I am so highly annoyed - but the Patriots cry over anything.

Always asking for a flag

Just as usual we can hang for a half and then the championship caliber teams pull ahead , I hope to be proved wrong just have seen this movie to many times

Or Elway or Favre Or Manning.......Brady's good but he's not the best

I know our defense stinks but NE is unstoppable

I am shocked, SHOCKED that Chandler looked up for a flag immediately...

Great stop, it's so scary seeing this Colts D go up against the Patriots.

Cole actually showing up tonight.

Did I mention I hate the Pats?

RE: Sick of these players constantly looking for flags.
that's the first thing you have to learn to be a patriot, TB is the instructor

Seriously? Nearly every time we get a good run/pass, we get a penalty. 😡

Two huge holds that cost us 1st downs tonight.

Can we PLEASE not freaking hold every time gore runs the dang ball.

I never seen Luck play like this.

Bill Belichick was a Colt?!

Go figure, Luck throws behind. Surprise surprise surprise!

Why have we gone back to the pre Luck injury offense???

Good stop, D. Colt Anderson with a good stop

Penalties. Penalties everywhere for our team.

Penalties sigh

Screw Brady and his crybaby cheating butt. Marino>Brandy

Defense has given us two chances to make a comeback

Will Frank get 100??? I say "yes".

(The TRICK PLAY)What is this

WHAT THE #!

What the hell?

OK what?????

Lol wth was that?!?

Huh

Ugh dumb button. 6 yds

What the hell?

wth?

Wtfh was that??

What just happened?

That was the dumbest thing I've ever seen

Bruh Bruh Bruh

Are you serious?

Laughing stock

WHAT????????!!!!!!!! OMFG!

By far the dumbest thing I have ever seen in a football game.

Like seriously

What the freak

What in the hell did I just see? ? ?

what the heck are they doing??

What the hell was that

Worst call I've ever seen.

Thats all folks

wth was that

Not top 10 play of the week

Game over

What the hell was that! That's the game!

Um....

We just gave them the game

Fire Pep & Pagoni now

Ohh I get it. We don't want to win

Done. Seriously just done right now. I can't even...

lmao! lmao! Colts trying to be tricky today!

I can't believe Whalen actually snapped that. What was all of that?

My sides! lmao, what are you doing Pagano. You can't even do anything but shake your Damn head.

Well that was the game right there. Congrats you *s

Hey Pats. Here's the win. Wrapped up with a pretty bow

....Game over

Someone needs to be fired for that.

Who the heck is our ST coach ??

What was that

So someone might be out of a job tomorrow morning...

I don't even know...

Holy hell.....:I can't even....

lmao Pagoni is the best name I've heard for him

What in the hell was that?

Apparently I am asleep now and dreaming this...

what the heck are we doing??

That was absolutely the dumbest thing I've ever seen

Patriots paid off colts special team coaches! Let the people call it lol! Throwgate!

Ummmm

It's gonna be on all the highlight reels.

That was so unusual that I'm actually a little amused...despite being irritated.

Fire Pagano now

Defense gave us 3 chances so far and this is what we do

After a nearly flawless first half offensively, this is how the game changes?

I just don't get it. That was high school nonsense. Unreal. Just punt the damn ball!!!

I'm in shock. Who's @#@ is get canned for that pop warner goof up?

Complete lack of awareness by the players there. Whalen actually snapped it. I can't believe he would snap that.

Ummmmm. You can take that play out of the play book

Why didn't someone call time out if nobody knew what was going on?

are we actually trying to llose this game???

We deserve to lose for that alone

That is one of the worst calls ever.

You'd have to laugh if it wasn't so tragic

If I'm him irsay I'm leaving the game

Was that the worst play call in the history of the world? What the hell were they trying to do?

I'm more in shock and confused about what that play was than mad about it.

Darrell Bevell's play call is now officially the 2nd dumbest thing called in a game versus New England.

Whoever called that play needs to fired first thing tomorrow morning. Check that, they should be be escorted out of the building right now. That was embarrassing, and on national tv! Discusting!

Touchdowns!!! come get your free touchdowns!!!

The players want pagano fired I guess

We're in the game, there's 7 patriots around 2 guys. Why pagans doesn't immediately call a TO seeing that is beyond me

now I don't care if they blow out the Colts!!

So we lost a game against the Patriots by a) being screwed over by a shocking onside kick call and by b) special teams running something you wouldn't see in your back yard

Can't even be proud to be a fan with that crap, I can't even fathom...

I'm speechless.


Blount again...of course.

We tried

More blatent holding jesus christ

Obviously holding that wasn't called. Omfg. These * refs are * us. Langford was held all * day.

Thanks to very very stupid decision making they just flat out gave the Colts 7. Colts cannot overcome a dumb mistake like that against the Patriots.

I just don't understand how we can do the same thing. Year after year. It's just astounding.

I would just turn off my tv but with my little hope left...CMON CARDIAC COLTS!

Laying it on us now....

It really was one of the all time stupidest things I've ever seen in football. Now we are down by 2 goals

These colts, refs, coaches are laughable

Colts are literally a laughing stock right now.

We can't cover Blunt? Are you serious?

We're just getting out coached this second half

There's that coaching staff we know

Flag again. Holding. # THIS TEAM

Refs are being paid

But by God they won't call it on the Patriots...

The refs are just laughable. The never see it the other way. Cheats

How deflating

The pats have taken over!
This game will now be a Blowout!

Adams is our turnover man.....without him, we ain't getting crap

The cool thing is; I just saw what will be recognized as one of the top ten worst plays in Colts history.
Home field advantage could be the worst part of this debacle.

This is basically a display of the historic difference between the Colts and the Pats. Coaching. The Pats adjust their gameplan...the Colts perform some shroom-induced special teams song and dance and get away from what's actually been working.

Here comes the Blount train...

We're never gonna beat this team I swear

We were hanging with them playing straight up, Pagano has got to be beyond a * to call that stupid play right after the D just held them to a 3 and out.

so...we had a chance to pick up Deon Lewis and Blount last year....why did we not pick them up lol

Defense making Blount look like Jerome Bettis again

At least the D got a stop.

We we're down five points and we could have fun of them deep in their own zone so we had to pull the stupidest play in NFL history. Not only was it stupid it was an illegal formation. I really want to hear pagano's explanation of this one. Irsay should be fuming

I should have posted this a long time ago but we sure got screwed on the onside kick they gave it to the Patriots before they even saw the ball was loose on the ground terrible job by the officials and even worse by the replay officials

No he shouldn't have, but we never should have ran it! I blame the coaches more than anyone.

Not going to run at all I guess.

No penalty? I don't believe it.

When you have 9 minutes left you can still run the ball this is nonsense

Get Luck out of there. We need a qb that can read defenses and is accurate!

It's like the energy has been completely sucked out of the stadium

Maybe we'll set a record for most penalized O-line in the history of football

Thats bedtime guys

Bottom line we can be a good team rest of year of we don't beat ourselves with trick plays.

These losers is never gonna beat that pats.....GARBAGE

This is depressing. I guess we'll just have to wait this out until both Brady and Belichick retire.

RE: Not Whalen's fault. There is zero reason that he should ever be in a position to snap the ball in an nfl game.
He needs to understand situational football. Not even that, all he needs to do is look up and see 5 Pats players in front of him and realize he can't block 5 guys. Absolutely 0 awareness on that play

The real bottomline is that our staff and players still havent prepared themselves correctly to compete with the elite and we need a change.

We just can't do it. I love this team, but we just can't do it.

Man our team really is not game ready guys. Why can we just be more like Brady. Luck just looks like the kind of guy whose shoulder is not completely healed.

Colts just cant compete with the big boyz. We will continue to win our weak division but lose in the playoffs

The worst thing about this is that there is no one in the AFC with a prayer of winning in Foxboro in January

I'm surprised Brady didn't go complaining to the ref about Lowery hitting his helmet on that sack

Maybe Belichick will call a 'back-up safety sneak' on 4th down like we did.

We're still in it! Please football spaghetti monster!

Fun fact: Whenever Welker got hit like that with the Patriots (or anyone else), automatic flag.

This is ball game here. If we don't convert and score, it's over.

as good as we looked in the 1st half, we look just as bad in the 2nd half. I have no idea what to even say.

Just bad. Game over.

Luck fell apart in the second half. He played terribly.

Well, we tried.

Our franchise qb IS NOT A FRANCHISE QB?
Certainly not elite or accurate.

Oh great, 16-0 talks coming up again.

I'm so fed up with Luck. I really am. I cannot stand how he has yet to learn to lead his receivers and get the ball down. So freaking done with him.

Amazing how the pats aren't called for holding penalties.

I was never a fan of firing coaches midway thru the season, but after tonite's game, maybe we should? I am just sick.

2007 was when I stopped watching ESPN (outside of when they broadcast games). They were pretty much cheerleading for the Patriots to go undefeated that year.

Another hold called on the colts
Pats holding: Crickets chirping.

all these freaking penalties, dumb dumb dumb. Will they never learn??

Collins is a freak

Really?

We need Jamie Collins

Lost by 7 yay