Ring Envy: What Dolphins fans said - 12/2

The Dolphins fans certainly hate the referees. They basically blamed their whole loss on calls against their team. I thought the Patriots had some calls go against them, and the pace of the game was screwed up by Ron Winter's crew.

Dolphins fans have a lot of positives to take from the game. Their defense played well but a poor offensive showing didn't do them any good. It was also a great day for the Patriots defense. It seems that the Dolphin fanbase is a little split on Ryan Tannehill.


Top Three:
I just hope our team comes out with their anus prepared.

The fact that they are successfully playing guys we traded away or cut clearly shows that our organization sucks compared to theirs.

I'm going to call Dansby 7-11, whomever he is covering is always open

Most Creative:

Drinking Game:
Take just a sip of your favorite alcoholic beverage:

Any time a Pats OT tackles Wake and it doesn't get called
Any time Dan Dierdorf gets on his knees and fondles Brady's game
Any time you find yourself muting the TV broadcast in favor of Jimmy and Joe
Any time they call a Roughing The Passer on us
Any time they call a PI on our secondary
Any time they fail to call a PI on our secondary
Any time Rob Ninkovich and/or Pat Chung get an INT
Any time Vince Wilfork has a "get in my belly" moment with any of our running backs
Any time Charles Clay drops a 3rd down converting completion attempt
Any time Reggie dances in the backfield for a loss
Any time Dan Carpenter... never mind.
Any time Bill Belichick is seen not smiling
Any time you see Philbin on the sidelines mouthing the F-word
Any time Marcus Thigpen lets a punt drop
Drink yourself to oblivion if our sprinklers go off at any point during this game

*Neither I nor these forums are responsible for any repercussions of your drinking

Full Slate:

Kill. Tom. Brady.

This is gonna suck ass.

We'll see, I do expect the patsies to jump out to a lead tho, so buckle your seat belt

Whatever happens just please let it be a good competitive game. No getting blown out or getting embarrassed like the Jets.

I just hope our team comes out with their anus prepared.

Drinking Game:
Take just a sip of your favorite alcoholic beverage:

Any time a Pats OT tackles Wake and it doesn't get called
Any time Dan Dierdorf gets on his knees and fondles Brady's game
Any time you find yourself muting the TV broadcast in favor of Jimmy and Joe
Any time they call a Roughing The Passer on us
Any time they call a PI on our secondary
Any time they fail to call a PI on our secondary
Any time Rob Ninkovich and/or Pat Chung get an INT
Any time Vince Wilfork has a "get in my belly" moment with any of our running backs
Any time Charles Clay drops a 3rd down converting completion attempt
Any time Reggie dances in the backfield for a loss
Any time Dan Carpenter... never mind.
Any time Bill Belichick is seen not smiling
Any time you see Philbin on the sidelines mouthing the F-word
Any time Marcus Thigpen lets a punt drop
Drink yourself to oblivion if our sprinklers go off at any point during this game

*Neither I nor these forums are responsible for any repercussions of your drinking

Great start. Not.

This is a sick joke.

WOOOOOOO Great Start!!!!!! Wooooooooo!!!!!

I blinked.. what happened?

I like that we are making them drive the length of the field

Donald Thomas finally made a play for us

at least Brady wont throw for 800 yards today... we are just going to give them short fields.

Awfully generous spot there. Kraft owes Godell a bj now.

Good tackling guys. Good job. Great effort.

So I take back my prediction of Miami winning...

Clearly New England, and especially Brady is in their head. It's a shame but until Brady retires it could be like this.

hopefully lightning fries very Boston Transplant in that stadium.

nice back to back 3 and outs...

I hate Tom Brady.....Golden Boy. I just ****ing hate him.

I thought the Patriots had a bad defense? Guess not today. Unless the Dolphins are that bad.

Dolphins going into attack mode with 3 yd outs.....that we can't even complete

Brady not scared at all just throwing them in there hoping for something good. We are ****ed!

3rd down, of course the D doesnt cover the overachieving white guy.

They are so good.

Prepare thy anuses for another TD drive here.

didn't know Edelman runs a 4.3

Holy crap two holding calls on NE in the 1st qtr........what is that about ? Actually calling the game halfway fair ?

welker is just eating jimmy wilson

The Patriots are just toying with us

The "other" Brady rule: He is allowed to throw to no one and not be penalized

there you go... don't let the polish kick fg's for you.

Tannehill has got to stop ****ing up.

Matt Moore would have made that throw...

Wilfork is owning Richie...

One day the tide will change, and I can't wait for it. I seethe in anger every time I see that Golden Boy Brady. One day.......one day my friends.

Can't believe people are blaming Hartline. It was a terrible throw, that's a throw EVERY NFL QB should make. The guy is wide open.

Brady missed a wide open Edelman for a TD also.

I am shocked ... getting burned by a TE never happens to us

Jones with the INT!!!!!!!! Touchdown Miami!! and of course, a flag

...lmfao low block? on who? lmfao wtf What a ****ing joke.

I am already tired of seeing that senile old bastard Ron Winter being confused out there

Miss Hartline on the deep TD, Long gets injured, R. Jones TD is taken away, D Thomas fumble. What's next?

3rd and 19... Yeah, that **** low block cost us big.

mmm.. cheerleaders..

The ****ing official was looking right at it!!! We are getting ****ed by the officials....AGAIN!

Good to see that the officials are in the Patriot's hip pocket as usual.

Cheerleader boobs after a FG, now that's worth a fist pump..... or boner pump if you prefer. Not one to judge.

I'm convinced the NFL is somewhat fixed. While not "totally" fixed they help the "premiere" teams and players make sure they have more chances than a Tannehill to succeed. You really can't deny it, its there for everyone to see if they really look.

At least the Lions are spankin' the Colts and the NFL's new golden child.

We ****ed up.

Just when the momentum is turning, it goes right back

Jimmy Wilson hits the punter... Pats drive continues. Can we pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease get some players that have some talent, and a ****ing clue.

There is something to be said about playing smart football and we fail at that in epic proportions

I really cant believe how ****ing dumb this team is.

Well, todays game is a perfect example of a bad team finding ways to lose.

Cover the ****ing white guy!

The next call: "Not allowing New England to score. 7 point penalty"

Another solid tackle from Standford... oh wait... nevermind...Thanks again for that great depth signing.

Why the **** cant they tackle anyone? What a ****ty defense we have!

The fact that they are successfully playing guys we traded away or cut clearly shows that our organization sucks compared to theirs.

Why would you cover Welker?

They're just so much better than us.

we only have 46 yards? Welker will get 200 yards by himself

Great, here comes our offense again!

All things considered, the defense has done a solid job today. Should have had a 7 point contribution. The offense isn't helping anybody.

Someone please give Diedorf an IV, all his jacking off is gonna dehydrate him

Wow, Wilfork got instant penetration on that last play

Our offense, is just... so... I cant even think of a bad enough word right now.

3rd and 4... might as well be a mile. Another turnover. Great.

Great job Tannehill..keep hanging onto the ball.

he had ****ing bess for 1st down - throw the ****in ball

No, it was a fumble, because it was a fumble. His arm was not moving forward, its a fumble. Regardless of who the QB was. Use your head.

LOL. Another holding call. We are really good at picking up negative yardage.

They look like such an intimidated team......it's so ****ing hard to take as a fan

1st and 25. We struggle to convert 1st and 10.

Can't help but laugh ... our "highlights" are all our F'ups

We have a QB that can run...havent seen that in awhile at least.

Bush protecting that ball like it's a baby in Venezuela.

Daniel THomas has no balls, the only RB in the NFL who slides in the face of a CB

Holy **** TD Tannehill!

Move Tannehill to RB?

You're playing good defense when Bellichick just decides to kneel. They had two timeouts and probably could have made a push for FG range if they wanted.

don't look now but we can tie the game here...

so when Spikes celebrates... Dierdorf chuckles and thinks its funny. what an *******.

I want a looping animated gif of spikes dance haha

BS..illegal contact sure, PI..nonsense If I were an NFLer I'd be very tempted to accidently jack a ref up a time or two

"That's a judgement call, that's all there is to it" Like, **** you CBS, **** you Dierdorf. Heaven forbid a commentator ever tells it like it is on CBS... what a joke. That's the worst call I've ever ****ing seen, and ... it is what it is according to CBS. What a joke.

**** you Brady!

Brady probably should have thrown that ball into the endzone, at least give the refs a chance to make a play on the ball!

Stick a fork in Reggie.

Incognito just got raped again. He's been awful today. Just awful.\

see that Bellicock... Fields was disrespected.. you don't call him out as an all pro before the game, he calls you out with his leg.

Seriously Dolphins pro shop, if you sell a fields jersey I will buy it

the ref is going to throw the flag at the other ref for throwing the flag against the pats.

3rd and long... here comes the out of bounds pass, and DPI

But did you see that QB sneak by Brady? I nearly jizzed myself. He is so great at the QB sneak and I think that was his best one yet!!!!!!!

This offense. -3 yards on that drive... great.

Im lucky I dont live in Miami. If I did, I'd go to these games, but I'd watch zero football, I'd just be staring at the cheerleaders all damn day. On second though, What a great life it would be.

not bumping welker at the los... no chance to cover him.

Our guys are sucking wind. Badly. We need a break big time.

Odrick is hurt. Now who's gonna not make plays for us in his absence.

**** the offensive needed to keep the ball that last possession. That was a turning point.

actually ron winter is helping us here... slowing the game down.. nice.

This referee pow wow is saving our defense! Real lucky break.

lets go patriots chants... **** that.

can i throw a grenade in the middle of those pats fans? This isn't COD Black Ops 2?

I hope that "Lets go Patriots" chant sounds like "Fire Jeff Ireland" to Stephen Ross.

Thats great coverage on the TE... wait.. what? Nobody was covering the TE?? Shocking...

Dropped TD. Prolonging the pain.

Defense playing their hearts out. Too bad the offense has no playmakers.

Now if we could engineer something other than a 3 & out we have a chance.

Even if we score now and the Pats have a clock killing drive, I'm not going to blame the D. They have been great today.

Why'd Bush keep running toward the defenders?

Tannehill is playing like garbage today. Loss will be on him.

OMG Defense chants from the Pats fans. The bandwagon is strong in this one.

Great blocking... Nice blitz pickup... Way to get your QB killed Martin.

Missed TD throws: 3. Just good enough to lose a game for you.

I'm going to call Dansby 7-11, whomever he is covering is always open

I never thought it would be the NE running game that beats us

Awesome that Welker is that wide open.. wtf.

Pathetic effort from the defense here. they completely shut the run down first half, and have been completely flattened by it in the second. Especially this drive.

Season on the line, stadium full of Pats fans, Pats will be crowned AFC East champs in our stadium. Are you listening Stephen Ross?

I'm so pissed right now at this game I can't think straight

This is why the Pats are champions THIS DRIVE

Ballgame. SOB...get some clutch players

Wow. Just got manhandled to end the game. Offense lost this one. Tannehill played like dog crap. Oh well. It was nice to care about a game in December again, even if was for only 1 day.

at least we get a higher draft pick.

Welcome back to the cellar of the AFC East.

Once again, the defense folds when it really counts. Same old sh!t every year

I give the team credit for keeping this thing close. I thought that they were going to get blowed out early in the game. Just not enough talent to overcome some of the mistakes they've made today, especially against a team like New England.

bellicock is going to go for three points now.

Onside kick as sh*tty as the rest of the performance.