Ring Envy: What Texans fans said - 12/10
It's also more enjoyable to do these in a blow out, the fans overreact so much in the moment. They blast their coach and Matt Schaub. Most of all they sadly acknowledged that their team might not be ready for the big stage yet. A lot of funny comments below, enjoy!
Top Five:
schaub has to try so hard just to be slightly above average. tom just takes the field and oozes greatness, he probably has some pu55y lined up already for after the game.. schaubs wife lusts after tom..
Texans coaching staff keeps Vagisil in business.
Wilfork is so big even when they run to the outside they're running at him.
Schaub needs someone to kick him in the nads again
Nice read by Demps. Just stands there and watches the player go by.
Yeah...about that...:
With Edelman and Branch out that looks to be Donte Stallworth. That's a win for the Texans.
Well, I still have that WINNING feeling, and it feels so good! For some crazy, unknown reason I feel calm and relaxed. Just waiting to see our boys do their thang!! Never felt this way before for a Nationally televised game.. Usually I'm pacing, nervous, can't be still, have that feeling of doom, but, not today. We got this guys/gals!!! Have faith in our boys!!
Owen needs to have a big game today. And no ****ty throws today, Schaub. We HAVE to limit their possessions.
time to find out. is Matt clutch? can he lead this team? i say he can and will step up tonight. im not a fan of his but tonight i want him to make me eat my words. Go Texans!
Keep running until they stop it.
Schaub had great protection bodes well for later in the game.
Foster is gonna bust some big ones this game.
This team has shown it is resilient and can come back. Even if they don't, they have shown they can bounce back from a loss. Let's save the end of the world stuff till, a loss would be the end of the world/season.
Everyone calm down, this is not the packers game. We may lose but there is no way that this game gets that out of hand
You're right, and though it looks bleak for the Texans right now, it's an NFL game, and many things can happen between now and the end of the game. The Texans could still win this game. It's just a lot of people are too kneejerk.
Full Slate:
Beat their asses. **** New England.
Not particularly confident. Kind of looking past the Pats to the Colts. Gotta smash the Colts.
**** the Patriots AND their fans. We might win, we might lose. It could be a damn good game. Just don't get blown out. Take care of the ball. Keep Brady off the field. Don't do stupid ****.
I want to blow them out. Everyone is saying it's going to be close or the Pats are going to blow us out. I want to see us put up 40 on the Pats and win big. Shut everyone up. I want it to be over by halftime. I'm tired of these 911 inducing wins
With Edelman and Branch out that looks to be Donte Stallworth. That's a win for the Texans.
Well, I still have that WINNING feeling, and it feels so good! For some crazy, unknown reason I feel calm and relaxed. Just waiting to see our boys do their thang!! Never felt this way before for a Nationally televised game.. Usually I'm pacing, nervous, can't be still, have that feeling of doom, but, not today. We got this guys/gals!!! Have faith in our boys!!
Owen needs to have a big game today. And no ****ty throws today, Schaub. We HAVE to limit their possessions.
LOL so ESPN uses Watt's fined hit as an intro highlight.
I wasn't this nervous for the playoffs last year. The last time I was this nervous was probably when my daughter was born in '09.
What's Jon Gruden on? He's so hyper excited about every damn thing. I feel like one day he'll have a stroke live on air while exulting on the finer points of long snapping.
time to find out. is Matt clutch? can he lead this team? i say he can and will step up tonight. im not a fan of his but tonight i want him to make me eat my words. Go Texans!
Wow. Refs wasting no time.
Keep running until they stop it.
Damn special teams..
Geez...Welker is dynamite in a small package. I wish someone would blow his little azz up.
good field position for brady ftl
Schaub had great protection bodes well for later in the game.
home cooking by the refs
Kubiak, you're going to have to call a better game than that first possession pal. Or this is going to be a bad night.
Omg kj... Cover the ball!!!!
This is the beginning of what could be a nightmare. The football Gods need to make us their favorite.
Carved up like a turkey. With gravy from the refs.
somebody tell kareem jackson theres a football game, bonehead almost let welker get up and walk into the endzone then he cant fall on the football.
Weren't we all taught to fall on and cover up (almost in a fetal position) a fumble????
Forsett. Awesome.
Foster is gonna bust some big ones this game.
Schaub's ****ty Throw of the Game (tm)
int in double coverage
packers game all over again
Not clutch .... just stupid.
Throwing into double coverage to Kevin F-ing Walter? Really Matt?
This team has shown it is resilient and can come back. Even if they don't, they have shown they can bounce back from a loss. Let's save the end of the world stuff till, a loss would be the end of the world/season.
Ok, Schaub got his stupid pass out of the way, and in a good spot on the field, and a good time ....as opposed to crunch time.
We are one and done in the playoffs as long as this idiot is our QB.
OK, OK. Let's see how we do with them pinned back a bit. They had good field position earlier. If we can hold them here, we can get back into the RZ again.
Schaub isnt even a decent back-up. I would rather have Vince Young or the WalMart greeter than this idiot.
Everyone calm down, this is not the packers game. We may lose but there is no way that this game gets that out of hand
They are having their way with us....Brady is a surgeon right now
Texans looking like a bunch of chumps.
this hurts.
Damn...there goes Rogers.... err....... Brady.
Well folks. Turns out the Texans were overrated.
This game has gone exactly how i thought it would. Time to watch the rockets!
Are the TEXANS going to just lay down? WTF? They are NOT doing jack crap on o or d. Did they even get off the plane?
I wish we had that #12 guy.....
We had two chances at TD's ... this is on our girl QB.
I don't hear a fat 3itch singing yet...I just wish Gruden would shut the vugg up and get Brady's #ick out of his mouth.
Kubiak with a ****ty play call. Running on 2 and 13.
Yup, Green Bay all over again.
Well this is a disaster
We look like a high school team against a pro team ... sad.
Well not saying the Texans can't do it, but it's the Pats, it's Brady and Belichik, and they have an amazing home record in December. So, I'm going to write that paper that's due.
schaub has to try so hard just to be slightly above average. tom just takes the field and oozes greatness, he probably has some pu55y lined up already for after the game.. schaubs wife lusts after tom..
Gotta think Peyton will do the same. Not looking forward to to playoffs
Wow, that ball was UNCATCHABLE. NE continues to get the Kobe treatment.
We ****ing suck. Cant stop a third down to save our lives. Cant get after Brady. Cant run our offense. Out classed. Out coached. Out played. Im ****ing pissed.
ol, zebras bought and paid for courtesy of bellicheat!
how was that pass interference on welker, it was a long way from catchable.
Face it, the NFL makes more money if teams like the Packers and Patriots are still involved in the playoff process. No way upstart teams like us get the penalty calls going our way.. This game is going down just like the game against the pack. Bad officiating and all.
Damn, game over already. Good thing our guys fit lettermen jackets because they look like which schoolers out there.
Wow, just wow. How the hell do we leave guys uncovered and put linebackers on Welker? Texans defense mailing it in now.
Somebody call Logan Airport, there is a football team missing.
Wow, we are just getting outplayed. Offense looks like the Jets. Defense looks like it's the UT defense this year. Can't believe we just didn't show up
Take away their letterman jackets.
This is who we really are ....
Well, looks like GRONKED was right...
crappy thing is belicheat won't show any mercy. he's going for 50+ tonight
FYI you can not run up the middle with Wilfork there sob. Seriously, how damn many negative stops do we have to have.
Tate or Forsett. Foster ain't much but 2 yds and a cloud of dust right now.
Texans coaching staff keeps Vagisil in business.
texans = paper champions with a glass jaw
Time to start discussing the Colts game next week. What's the game plan against Luck?
Trying not to whine, but the refs (reliably so), took control of this game early and my pre-game post is justified. **** the pats, Ive seen this **** before. The NFL wants NE. This game makes me wanna puke.
Wow, New England punted.
The Texans look like they might be turning this into one of those statement games we used to talk about here back in the day. The statement was never good, however.
Every elite QB we've faced has lit us up. Our defense is going to have to prove they're not a fraud in the playoffs and I don't know if they can do that.
The Colts can still win the division. And I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if they do. I'm not surprised with what is going on here.
Running up the middle hasnt worked so lets try it again
Hey, I got it, let's run at Wilfork!
Why are we running up the middle
belicheat exploits machups. stupiak continues with what doesn't work
Wilfork is so big even when they run to the outside they're running at him.
You're right, and though it looks bleak for the Texans right now, it's an NFL game, and many things can happen between now and the end of the game. The Texans could still win this game. It's just a lot of people are too kneejerk.
the texans really need a 2nd WR that's actually good
Just flapping disgusted about what I've seen so far this game. Some say we need a tool shed beating to get our heads on straight. I say the great teams step up for important games and already have their heads on straight.
The Patriots only have Brady and receivers. RB sucks,OL sucks.
I had a feeling we would lose, but this is baddddd. Oh man. I feel sick.
I'm tired of seeing Quin celebrating when we're down 21-0.
so the d shows up when the score is 21-0
"Bad" doesn't begin to describe it.
OK....lets see what the coaching staff does at half time. Just my but Kubiak looks like a whipped dog right now. Just lost and confused.
Schaub needs someone to kick him in the nads again
Matt Schaub need to load up his wife and kids and get the hell out of my town!
Imagine if they had Gronkowski, which they will by the playoffs.
I would rather face Manning than Brady in the playoffs I think
Perhaps if the Texans' waterboy offs himself during halftime the Texans will rally back and win it for him. Seems to be working around the league. Yeah, go ahead and boo me. But I'm not saying the Texans are over in this game until the clock hits 0:00.
I wish Kubiak would run up the F'n middle some
Well **** my mother. We can't get 1 lousy yard down 21-0???
It must be nice to watch your team's WR drop a ball and you can just giggle about it and smile. Oh well! tee hee hee!
Nice read by Demps. Just stands there and watches the player go by.
Like the good old days, down by four scores, D goes in prevent and schaub looks like a probowler
If your boss told you to run into Wilfork time and time again you might not have a banner day either.
Typical Brady.. he just HAS to make a comment to the ref after getting sacked...
We're not doing a very good job today, but the refs are really killing us with one-sided calls...
How the Hell did the Cardinals beat the Pats?
Holy *******. Watt makes a play and no one can recover the freaking ball
Is anyone else playing on D besides Watt? Watt the f was that?
**** 'em. I'm burning my jerseys.
It's one thing to get your butt kicked and keep trying. It's another to get your butt kicked and give up. I'm so disappointed and I'm usually as optimistic as it gets.
The Texans need to fly home, wash their panties and get ready for the colts.
Disagree. The Patriots are just a better football team.
Schaub was inaccurate, AJ couldn't beat single coverage, and Arian looked slow. About sums it up really.
INTERCEPTION!!!! Game's not over yet!
Oh wait, yes it is.
Hoodies > letterman jackets
pitiful, wretched, miserable, deplorable, disgraceful, shameful, despicable, pathetic
At least we get to play the Colts on two weeks rest, since we didn't play a game tonight.
