The Patriots are 7-2 because of Belichick's girlfriends voodoo doll
|Linda is the one holding the voodoo doll|
Ok, guys, mystery solved!
Many of us have at times wondered, how the hell is this team 7-2?
They've weathered some of the most major injuries in the NFL. Aqib Talib, Jerod Mayo, Vince Wilork, Tommy Kelly, Danny Amendola, Rob Gronkowski, Shane Vereen, the list goes on and on of major players who have either been out multiple weeks due to injuries, or have been placed on season ending injured reserve.
On top of that, outside of two games against the Falcons and Steelers, the Patriots offense has done very little behind an inconsistent Tom Brady working with inconsistent rookie wide receivers. The whole thing had the team set up for a 5-4 type start, yet they've plowed ahead with an even better record through nine games than last year.
So, what's the secret?
Voodoo dolls. And lots of them.
Apparently Bill Belichick's girlfriend (of BB twitter Q&A and Halloween costume fame) was caught on camera after a Pats game with a voodoo doll on hand. So, THAT's how the Pats wide receivers kept getting wide open Sunday!
Looking at the Patriots injury toll, one might think she's using it on the Patriots too, but we'll just assume that's not the case. Bill will do anything it takes to win, and if that means busting out some gypsy magic, hey I'm all for it.