Ring Envy: What Texans fans said - 12/1/13
Texans fans. It's hard to say they were bummed about this loss. After two straight thrashings, they were expecting a loss in this one. In fact they are in full blown tank mode. After their eyes were on the Lombardi trophy at the beginning of the year, now they are hoping for that number one pick. The result? Tons of hilarious, sarcastic comments. Enjoy.
Top Five:
If we keep the Texans course, we should win today, beat Denver and get our first win at Indy all while dropping down on the draft board.
Billicheck probably has an easy td button.
Can we cheer that we forced them to take a time out? That's something, right?
I have to laugh even though it's like watching the same 3 stooges episode over and over.
My girlfriend is getting the hang of this. She just said," well at least they weren't close enough to get a pass interference call".
lol
How Texans fans felt at halftime...
I say we have our boys run out of the stadium and call it a game.
If only we could pull a Floyd Mayweather and just dance around to kill the clock.
Don't get your hopes up too much. We have a knack for embarrassing ourselves without any help from an opponent.
Full Slate:
Actually it's confirmed that Dennard will be out.
Yay! now we'll only lose by 28!
The roof is open.. That's to let the Stench out quicker...
Even the Patriots can't get people to show up to reliant..
Well that was our shot.. A td on the opening drive would have at least game me some hope but now Brady will more than likely embarrass us.
Texans going to blow the Bridgewater selection
This won't hold up but boy is it fun We're the best team in the NFL that has a 2-9 record.
Wow they just said newton and good block in the same sentence
Tom Brady is still on the field and so is the Texans secondary.
Don't be a fool. This is a sure loss for the texans.
WOW. Where's this team been all season?
I hate Tom Brady more than the I.R.S.
Outscored 44-3 over last 3 games in the 1st half. I knew we sucked in the 1st half but that's just terrible.
How does an LB end up one on one with Gronk? Ridiculous.
Time for JJ Watt and some other dudes to take the field.
Logan Ryan is a playmaker. That's his 3rd or 4th INT this year and hasn't even started every game.
Of course. We touched Cry baby Brady
I'm just happy Tarpinian isn't covering Gronk anymore.
Brady reminds me of Schaub LMAO
We're still winning! Wanted to get that in now.
Where've those holes been all year?
Let's see how Bill "Captain Adjustment" Belichek handles this
If we keep the Texans course, we should win today, beat Denver and get our first win at Indy all while dropping down on the draft board.
Or lets see how conservative Kubiak gets. It is 17-7, after all..
yeah.... 3rd and 3? Punt! Gotta win the Field Position game!
I say we have our boys run out of the stadium and call it a game.
lol I hear you a forfeit over another loss doesn't sound too bad. Well maybe we can hold on to this lead?
If only we could pull a Floyd Mayweather and just dance around to kill the clock.
Don't get your hopes up too much. We have a knack for embarrassing ourselves without any help from an opponent.
Gumble and Dierdorf just football gasmed.
The only tackle on that play was the Pats Tight End tackling Mercilus (?)
Billicheck probably has an easy td button.
Can we cheer that we forced them to take a time out? That's something, right?
Could dierdork slobber all over the Patriots any more?
I swear this is like a hometown broadcast for new england.
I have to laugh even though it's like watching the same 3 stooges episode over and over.
Guys, we all knew we weren't going to win. Our coaching staff does nothing to adjust in the 2nd half. The Pats adjusted and that's why the moved with ease. Not to mention we are terrible in the 2nd half, this game should be no different.
Interesting... WE HAVE THE LEAD!
This is 2 weeks in a row the Texans have been in a trap game. Last week we all knew we would beat the Jags, and this week it's the patriots trap game to deal with.
My girlfriend is getting the hang of this. She just said," well at least they weren't close enough to get a pass interference call".
lol
yeah wade, keep calling those casino blitzes against the best QB in the league. its working great
Is it over yet?
2-10 here we come!
That is how not to tackle. I mean textbook, how not to tackle.
Tom Brady is without a doubt the king of the dink and dunk.
Deirdorf made the point that it isn't Tate's amazing day that is making the difference but the Pats ineptitude
Defense is making their pledge for Clowney.
I took Toms parking spot at the mall and got called for roughing the passer.
4th quarter, tie ball game, balls in Keenums hands. Lets see what he can do.
Ok case you can be a hero here bro.
C'mon Case lead em down the field.
3 minutes. Here we go.
Our season in a nut shell. Offensive line gives no time in the pocket.
Guess who got the initial pressure? Chris Jones.
Please tell me this solidifies a new head coach
dierdork spelling out perfect LOL
If the Jags lose today then thursday night could be our real super bowl. Loser gets the #1 overall pick, thus making them the winner!
Even though this loss does help our draft positioning, I still hate losing to the Pats. At least this wasn't an embarrassing blowout-style loss.
They almost won again, how nice. But at this point, might as well, keep on doing what you do best.
