Troll Alert: Breer says Bill wants to win without Brady, may work for Bon Jovi, and almost coached the Giants

Supposed NFL "Insider" Bert Breer took to the airwaves yesterday on 98.5's Toucher and Rich Show to spew a bunch of unfounded non-sense regarding Bill Belichick's future, and past aspirations. Asked jokingly by host Fred Toucher if he could ever see Bill Belichick moving on from New England to coach the Buffalo Bills to work under Bon Jovi (who Breer has apparently already penciled in as the team's next owner), Breer quickly asserted he could potentially see that scenario playing out.

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Just as soon as Breer provided this earth-shattering news, he back tracked off of it, saying that Bill simply has it too good in Foxboro to actually go and work for Bon Jovi in Buffalo when he inevitably buys the team. But it was not long before Breer continued to drop more groundbreaking predictions, while not offering anything remotely close to a real source or valid origin for these definitive proclamations about Bill Belichick's plans.

Next, Burt said that atop Bill's "To-Do List" is to win a Super Bowl WITHOUT Tom Brady, because Brady's skill level apparently poses some threat to Bill's personal legacy. Mike Felger spent a good chunk of his afternoon program yesterday focusing on the absurdity of Breer's ridiculous conjectures, and raised a good point: Bill is most likely focused on winning another Super Bowl WITH his superstar quarterback before thinking about winning one without him.

But who knows, the Patriots have had such a great run of Super Bowl runs recently Bill might just be getting tired of winning with Brady. Only problem there is they haven't won one in nearly a decade. But I'm sure Bert has the inside scoop, we all know how much Bill loves and respects him as a reporter.

Finally, to top off the mountain of BS he managed to rattle off in a one minute response, Breer said that one time between 5 and 7 years ago Bill "had eyes" for the Giants head coaching job. So that would have been right around the time they dethroned the 18-0 Patriots in the Super Bowl? Yeah, that makes perfect sense. Of course he did not offer any semblance of a source, or even bring a shred of credibility to any of his outlandish statements.

Great job Bert. Easy to see why you get paid the big bucks. I will rescind all my criticism when Bill inevitably cuts Tom Brady, wins a Super Bowl with Jimmy Garropolo, and then bolts to Buffalo to work for Bon Jovi.

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