Cordarrelle Patterson bribes Matt Cassel for more targets

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Every wide receiver wants the ball and they will stop at nothing to get it. Even if it means they have to resort to bribery.

Cordarrelle Patterson has resorted to that very thing. According to Minnesota Vikings quarterback Matt Cassel, Patterson will approach him in the locker room and offer him illicit substances AKA cookies, if he promises to throw the ball his way more often.



Gone are the days when a wide receiver would be thrown the ball because of his hard work and practice. Now its just who brings the most chocolate chip cookies or if he wants to have a really big game, the ones with M&M's in them.

The Minnesota Vikings are lucky that Roger Goodell has a lot on his plate right now or else you could bet he would be taking a long hard look into this "Cookiegate"

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