SNL closes the book on Deflategate

Bill Belichick finished his Saturday afternoon press conference, and he was finished with his scientific experiments. Even Bill Nye "the Science Guy" didn't believe him.

As he sat next to Comedian Lenny Clarke on the flight, Bill Belichick worked on studying draft prospects and Clarke worked on a movie script. When they landed, they exchanged numbers and promised to stay in touch.

"Lenny, I need a favor," Belichick said. 
"You name it, Bill. Whatever you need." 
"Lenny, I need you to come speak to the team tonight. It's been a rough week. Just come in and tell some jokes. You can rip me, whatever you need to do."

"He who laughs last laughs best."

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