Von Miller's farts are probably some of the most talked about in America. He's been fined for doing it in Broncos team meetings, and now he's being fined for doing it on "Dancing with the Stars."
Witney Carson McAllister, Miller's dancing partner, is fining $100 every time he lets one rip, which I'm sure she doesn't mind.
So Von Miller is fined $100 for tooting in #DWTS rehearsals. Wow. Glad this isn't smell-a-vision. pic.twitter.com/xcBk7bVZ5C— Lionel Bienvenu (@lionelbienvenu) March 29, 2016
I find this hilarious, but this kind of thing would also turn tons of people off. Hey, maybe it'll make for a compelling story line going forward.
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