Ring Envy - What Chiefs Fans Said - 1/20


Oh man. What a game. That might be a top-5 Patriots playoff game of all time. As you can imagine, Chiefs fans experienced waves of emotions throughout the game, some good and some bad, just like we did. But of course, the bad outweighed the good. So let's laugh at their misery, because what the hell else is this post for? 

To hell with all the superstitions. Go get that Lamar Hunt trophy. The time is now.

If we play the Pats: 38-14 Chiefs
If we play the Chargers: 29-28 Chiefs

Guys, it doesn't matter. We have Mahomes. Start the Super Bowl rep thread. The man is jinx-free.

We're going to crush the Pats.

1st time in 15 years the AFCCG hasn't been played at either New England, Pittsburg, Indianapolis, or Denver. Those SOB's days are over.

I am not nervous or worried about this game at all. We will win and do so pretty comfortably.

All right, please tell me they’re not going to come out and methodically run it down our throats and dominate TOP.

The football world is about to be cleansed.

Kill Brady on the first play

I hope I get to jizz early and often

I didn't feel nerves until right now.. God I wanna win this so bad lol.

KILL THE MOTHER ****ER

Can't let Brokedick Gronk have a big game.

Almost had the cheater in the backfield. Chris Jones will eventually blow someone up.

Good job watching that guy catch the ball hitchens.

Defense still sucks.

Patriots know they can just run all over us.

Brady is washed up. No accuracy even on short passes.

No pass rush. This is gonna be a rough day for Chiefs fans.

Gronk probably has a shiv in his sleeve punk ass bitch

7 minute drive already

****ing ugly

They’re about to burn one-sixth of the game

Thank god we have Bob Sutton!

Not a single linebacker can shed a ****ing block.

Embarrassing. That was ****ing embarrassing.

Please ****ing crush Gronk and hit Brady. JFC

Pats take this on easy peasy. Rams vs Patriots SB

Yep. This one is going to be a repeat of last time. Patriots will score again. We will be down 14. We will make our comeback. It will be too late.

Patriots with the perfect game so far. Hard to beat perfect.

It all started with the stupid idea to run out of the endzone on the kickoff.

Andy Reid team not being ready. ****ing shocker.

un freakin believable. We're in trouble. We can't stop them. a 3rd and 4 run for a first.

are the patriots really gonna win again? seriously? this defense is disgisting

LETS ****ING GO

That was huge guys!

YES........ BEAT YOURSELVES YOU ASSHOLES!

Beautiful Interception!!!! Right on time

F U BRADY!!

Ragland, I like you, heck you can come over and #### my sister!

That seriously may have saved the game.

Mahomes looking like shit so far.

OL is getting destroyed

Marty ****ing Schottenheimer. Run it up the gut on 3rd and 1. Jesus ****ing Christ.

Andy just made a very very huge mistake. Andy forgot that Brady feeds off of pussy calls. This won't end well...

Brady made one ill-advised call. Otherwise, only one team seems aware there was an AFCC game today.

un ****ing believable.

God ****ing Dammit

how in the hell was that caught

I hate this d so much

MOTHER****

Why the **** did fat **** Reid not challenge that catch

no pressure on Brady.,none

I wish I had something positive to say. I can't find anything.

we need a good drive and own the second half

That's the Mahomes Magic I want to see.

They're making this shit way too ****ing hard

BOOOOOOOM long bomb!

That's how you ****ing do it

What is that playcall on 2nd and 10. Damn.

It was there!!

We just put some fear into the Patriots on this drive

dumbass young QB takes us out of field goal range

man we just **** up every way possible don't we.

God ****ing dammit

Can't take that sack Mahomes.

These are just the kind of mistakes you can't make against New England.

Jesus. Defense is doing it's job. 7 ****ing points. Absolute embarrassment by this entire offensive unit.

We had them right where we wanted them

are we really about to get shut out in the first half?

Welp.. gonna be 10-0 or 14-0 at half?

Typical Patriots tactic. Don't technically break the rules, but act against the spirit of the game. This is why everyone hates that bunch of cheaters.

Here's something positive. I wanna see that Godzilla movie.

Earlier Romo was laughing at how Brady told him that they didn't need any intricate signals or plays to handle the noise in Arrowhead because our defense is so simple. If that isn't a reason to fire Bob Sutton all by itself, i don't know what is.

Chiefs lounge solution: blow away your mysql database and move to a database that lets you easily shard\cluster across like 20 cheap cloud servers (don't use EC2). You'd save money and we'd still have a functional site.

I'm flaccid and covered in tears and burnt end crumbles and Q sauce

Nfl rigged.

What a horrible, horrible ****ing half.

How the **** do you allow that screen to go that far.. Pathetic.

Just ****ing escort him to a score

Andy Reid works harder than maybe any other coach in the entire sport. And he's still a ****ing bum in big games.

belichek is a genius. he already knew how to beat this chiefs team and they're executing everything perfectly.

We are so ****ed.

That’s game. Thanks Andy

Why do Chiefs always give up "first ever career touchdown" ?

we're gonna get shut the **** out at this rate.....

Grand total of 32 yards.

Who didn't know that the Patriots were going to try to establish the run? Who didn't know most of NE's passes were on less than 7 yards from the LOS? Who didn't know NE's pass attack is predicated on quick passes, and playaction? Who didn't know that NE was gonna mug the receivers? Who didn't know NE was gonna bracket Tyreek? I mean, there is literally nothing NE is doing that is surprising, but KC seems adamant about not stopping it? Guys go in motion? He's probably getting the ball if its a pass? Gronk? MASH HIS ASS! He's either blocking or he's Brady's first read off playaction! DLINE, getting up field? Its probably cause NE wants you to! I mean, who didn't think that NE would try to use KC's ONLY defensive asset against it? I mean... THEY GET PAID TO DO THIS!

KC can still comeback from 14-0.

That's more like it! We have a chance! No more long scoring drives for the Pats and we got this, come on!

He can't take everyone away if Watkins is still there.

Not a fan of the deep ball on 3rd and 2, but it worked that time.

**** ing A

Defensive 3 and out, pleeeeeeeeeeeeease.

HAD to have thaf.

YES! Travis! Touchdown!

Right back in it, babe

Hey Alexsexuals: Alex doesn't make those plays Mahomes just made.

Gawd, finally. Let's get back on this damn game!

Beautiful!!! Sammy Watkins, then to Kelce afterwards Touchdown!!

I think that Kelce got away with a push off there. But I'll not complain. We needed that.

The Patriots failed to land the knockout punch so the Chiefs can still win.

Throw that next pick, Tommy, you little bitch!

Chris Jones big time play! NOW LETS ****ING TIE IT UP

Chris Jones!

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?

Huge play Chris Jones. Desperately needed it.

Tyreek goes backwards.

that was ****ing retarded hill wtf

Stop making stupid mistakes please. cmon Hill.

I know Hill is looking for that big play, but c'mon.....not right there.

Great run Damien. Needed that one big time.

Kelce... dude WTF

This drive is screwed now. Dang.

Fisher got his ass handed to him on that sack

Kelce needs to pretend he cares.

**** you Hill, **** you Erving, **** you Kelce, **** you Fisher, **** you Schwartz

Crowd noise hasn't affected the Pats at all

Just remembered the Pats go to another super bowl if we lose.. double whammy.

Defense did a good job on that series. Hills PR, coupled with Kelce drop, and eric fishers sack put them in a shitty position.

Is Van Noy always allowed to shove people after the play?

Holy ****

Holy shit that was freaking awesome

SIDE WINDING MISSLE PASS!

What a pass under pressure

That was a great throw under pressure. I hope Veach is watching this game and realizes the OL needs to be improved through the draft.

Damn williams you took that guys jock strap.

Even if we get 3, this drive was tasty

We can win this. Please gawd let us win this.

HELL YES!!!!

BOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!

Yessssssssssss!

D GET THE BALL BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LETS GO BOYS!!! BELIEVE

IT"S HAPPENING

We are 90% + to win this game. Good bye Brady it was a nice run

Pats offense has been garbage the entire second half and now the crowd is really alive.

Nelson is going to kill us here I can just feel it.

My favorite part was how no one was near Edelman

**** the Patriots

God ****ing dammit

Hold them to no points or 3 and I'm very happy.

This is within reach if the D would DO something

The secondary doesn't cover anywhere near well enough to give the pass rush time with Brady.

YES BIG TIME STOP YES

DENIED

STOPPED

BOOOOOOOM

DEFENSE!!!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

****ING CRUCIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UNREAL!!!!!!!!

Sorensen!!!! Of all people!

BELIEVE!!!!!! LETS GO BOYS

OH, MOTHER OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY! IT'S OUR BALL! WE'RE GOING TO WIN!

GAME OVER WE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pats have zero chance of stopping Patty!!!!

LETS ****ING GO

Can't believe they got the stop. Patriots kinda stupid for going 3 yards backwards on the handoff. Huge play for Chiefs, obviously. Let's see if the offense can do anything with it.

Legendary 3rd down. cmon boys.

Mahomes has gotta work on his touch passes. Doesn't put enough air under them.

ahhhh shit.

wtf was that Andy

bad series by Mahomes there

HOLY ****ING SHIT

OMFG DEITER

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

GOD **** YOU EDELMAN!!

WHAT IS HAPPENING

KC'S BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!

pats gonna challenge

Man that's gonna be close.

That hit his left thumb and his bicep. Chiefs ****ing ball.

That ****ing degenerate clipped it with his left thumb.

I don't think he touched it. Unfortunately

I don’t think you can over turn it

****ing commercial break? that bones us, they gonna challenge that **** I don't think it touched him

I just died.

So, how are the chiefs gonn get ****ed on this deal

To be honest, and it sucks, he didn't touch it.

Patriots about to get hosed. I don’t think he touched that. Oh well **** em.

Thumb!!!!! Thumb!!!! Thumb!!!!!!

Hit him in the bicep. His flesh moves from the impact.

I am yelling what’s the ruling on the field cause i know it won’t be overturned

I don't think we're gonna get this call.

**** yourself to death, Steratore.

BULLSHIT **** THAT

Bulll fkin shit

I’m laughing because I’m drunk and Chiefs and Mizzou, just because

Oh **** you. **** you **** you **** you. **** you.

These mother****ers get every ****ing call. Nuke Boston.

****. This. Garbage. League.

My life, LOL

They cannot overturn this shit!

Can't cheat that one b******

Woooooooooo **** you pats

Not so lucky this time Edelman.

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JESUS SORENSON YOU ARE THE HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TRY TO OVERTURN THAT ONE, YOU RAT SUCKING **** ****S!!

Karma says you got the damn call wrong refs, it's Chiefs' ball.

Justice. Score. Win by four!!!

stone hands sammy ****

Holy shit that was fitting after the overturned call.

That's karma

Keep that horseshoe in your ****ing pocket Danny Boy!!

BALL DOESNT LIE BITCH

Damien bails out Sammy. Huge turn of events on the Brady INT and Chiefs TD. Need the defense to step up again here.

BREAKING NEWS: WE ARE AHEAD IN THE FOURTH QUARTER OF THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME!

fantastic throw and catch by Mahomes and Damien

Suck it pats. Suck it you juicer edelman

LOL YOU GUYS SEE BILL MOUTH ****ING BULLSHIT THROUGH THE HEADSET

Now come on D. Need to hold them.

oh my god defense. I hated you all year. Just hold out for me. please. I'm begging you!

EAT SHIT BOSTON

REVIEW THAT CHEATERS!!!!!!!!!!!

****ing hate Boston mushface twats!!!!

JUST GET THE BALL BACK AND SCORE!!!!!!

OH GIMME A BREAK!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE ****

That was a gift from the league.

bullshit call

Such bs

****ing Refs earning their patriots money

how the **** is htat a flag ?

So they can do it to Mahomes but we can't do it to Brady, **** that.

WTF Cheater call.

Non-call on PM was worse than that!

I can't believe he caught that. insane.

not a catch

It hit the ground

that should be incomplete

No way that is a catch

Stupid challenge.

Did it for sure hit the ground?

NO CATCH

No way he's controlling that ball. Incomplete.

Close call goes to NE

Rigged.

FIXED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That roughing was bullshit, overturning the punt play was bullshit.

Did I say **** this league ?

3 straight massive calls from the refs go for the Patriots.

Getting ****ed over

Bulshit flags allowing them to get to the f****** red zone. Love this cute shit. NFL STINKS

JFC I want to sell glasses to the NFL.

Two guys can’t tackle gronk!

****ing tackle

Why does the NFL think we want to see the least likeable team and most obnoxious fanbase in sports win every year?

No doubt they're going to go for it on 4th down. We gotta get two stops.

oh my God ****

great job defense. idiots

Damn this defense

That whole drive was gifted by the league.

****. 74 got ****ing destroyed.

The 2 small market teams got ****ed by close calls

Well...CBS and the NFL got their ****ing "passing the torch" game. Now Mahomes just needs to seal it.

How is it that Tony Romo knows what the Pats are going to run and the freaking Chiefs don't?!?

You can 100% guarantee that roughing-the-passer call would not be called at any other time in the motherfuking game. Ref assistance folks. Same with Edelman touching the ball, wasn't clear that he didn't. This is the NFL.

this is what Legends are made of, I have faith in Mahomes. Lets go

That's why Kelce will never, ever be Tony. Bailed out bigger than a mother****er.

This is either a drive that will go into Legends, or it's another Chiefs failure with a 1st year starter. Either way, what a season.

Someone needs to blow Van Noy's knee out on the next play.

that could have been horrible for Mahomes

shoulda been picked ****

What the tuck are we doing??? kill the clock!!

**** you can noy

Jesus, Patrick. Throw the ****ing ball short. A TD early leaves way too much time.

TOUCHDOWN KANSAS CITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

2 minutes and probably no Chris Jones, but **** YES. ONE MORE STOP DEFENSE COME ON BABY

yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Too much clock, and refs. Brady gets another TD

We've burned 30 seconds on this drive. We're gonna give the GOAT the last drive. Guess we didn't learn last time.... wow

It's happening

Scored too fast and gave Brady the last word, unfortunately. Same as 3 months ago in Boston.

This is going to be nerve racking with that much time

Defense will hold. Chiefs are going to win this ****ing game by 4 points.

Please, for the love of the football Gods... BEAT THESE MOTHERF****** PATRIOTS.

I already know what's coming man. **** this. Come on... go **** yourself Brady you robotic piece of shit.

****ing defense

C'mon pass rush

so close to getting to Brady

INCOMPLETE!!!!!!!!!!!

No catch 100%, if ruled complete it's fixed

Lol there it is. Repeat of the last game. Andy and Mahomes collaborated to **** this one up. Jesus ****ing christ.

We'll get ****ed here too

He dropped that ****ing ball

That’s not a ****ing catch even for NE

a ****ing flag

Flag thrown as soon as he picked it

God damnit

Dee Ford. Dammit...smh.

**** you Dee Ford

ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!?!

Deflect the ****ing pass

MOTHER ****

That was it, Dee Ford isn't lined up like that we go to the Superbowl

Brady is the luckiest SOB ever. Fumbles in the snow against Oakland. Bailed out by the tuck rule. Throws a game-ending INT against the Chiefs tonight and bailed out by Dee Ford in the neutral zone.

Don't do something dumb on the kick off.

Such a chiefs ending.

what a horrible penalty to extend the game...it would have been ball game

Just need a FG

Lol what did I say... **** this team man.

All because someone lined up in the neutral zone, we don't make the superbowl. Because we are the Chiefs.

THIS FIXED

Hell of a catch

oh my God!

FLAG STOPS THE CLOCK!!!1

Flag stops the playclock it was a free play offsides dumb bitches

Oh shit. The season will come down to Butker

This is stressful!

Andy is such a bitch.

I'm having an adrenaline rush.

ITS TIED!

Right on the money.

Woot

ITS GOOOOOOOOOOOD

BRING ON OVERTIME BABY

This is the beginning of something new and wonderful...

CHEATING PATS and NFL.

I regret not having my bottle of Tums nearby

I’ve only had about 7 heart attacks this game.

MY HEART CANT HANDLE THIS ****IN SHIT PLEASE JUST WIN

****, no touchdowns

and we lose the toss

**** YOU, COIN!!

Well come on defense. Hold to a FG at least.

And of course the Patriots win the toss. Brady is the luckiest SOB ever.

i have to say, it’s fitting this game may come down to a coin toss

Son of a bitch, the defense is back out there.....

League needs to help out. They don't want another Brady fest.

No faith in this D at all

GO HEAVY ON THE LINE BOB THEY WILL ****ING RUN THE BALL

Honestly it looked like it would be a Patriots blowout in that first half. Chiefs have fought hard to take this to overtime. Have to be pretty happy with that considering how it looked early.

**** Eddleman

****ing geeze

IT THIS NFL FOOTBALL OR WHAT??!!!

THIRD DOWN BRING THE HEAT

PLEASE JUST LET MAHOMES GET THE BALL ONCE. ONCE MAN.

No pressure. Damn it

This D can't stop anybody right now

They've figured out our 3rd down defense.

Mahomes would have made that

it's over

Can't stop shit on 3rd and long.

Are you ****ing kidding me ?

How many ****ing 3rd and longs does it take for this damn D to stop one.

Lining up offsides, and the coin toss. damn damn damn lol.

this is going to be a walk in td.....****ing dee ford

Gonna lose to the coin toss.... and having shitty defense

HOW DO WE NOT BRACKET GRONK ON THAT WHAT THE MOTHER ****

NFLs fixed , night

well folks..that loss is totally on the defense

Maybe next year.

Well... THAT freed up a Sunday in February for me.

We didn't even get a chance in overtime for Showtime. We lost because of a coin flip .

I guess some TV audience will get a boring Super Bowl.

**** this defense and hope Sutton is gone

GET THE **** OUT OF THE ****ING BUILDING, BOB.

Let them go all the way down the field and didn't even call a timeout

Maybe this will be the wake up call to get rid of Sutton and had the defense.

Tough to come all that way to lose in OT. It's hard to get to this point and there's no guarantees.

well...now I don't have to worry about having a heart attack next week.

**** dee Ford forever ****ing worthless ****

I'm more upset about the f'in Pats being in the super bowl again than I am that we lost. There is no God

I hate tom Brady and the Patriots...more than this defense.

Just let Ford walk. He will always be remembered for that one play, its over for him in KC

First super bowl in forever that I won't watch

I hope the Patriots plane crashes into Sutton's house

IF I WAS IN CHARGE GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC.

What a disgrace to have the Lamar Hunt Trophy go to the visiting team in the house that Lamar built.

I HATE ROBERT KRAFT AND THE PATRIOTS

With a very good QB Andy Reid still can't get it done in the playoffs.

If Brady wanted to show respect he'd stop cheating the salary cap. Most of my adult life, the Super Bowl has been an exhibition game of who cheats most effectively, and I'm tired of it.

**** me man

Our best chance at going to the Superbowl isn't hosting an AFC championship game at home against a (faiding) in your words, GOAT qb/team that hasn't won a road playoff game since 2006?

The Pats finished out the regular season ranked at #21 overall defensively. The Chiefs finished at #31! You can't ****ing win championships with defense THAT SHITTY! Sorry, ain't happening!

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