Oh man. What a game. That might be a top-5 Patriots playoff game of all time. As you can imagine, Chiefs fans experienced waves of emotions throughout the game, some good and some bad, just like we did. But of course, the bad outweighed the good. So let's laugh at their misery, because what the hell else is this post for?
To hell with all the superstitions. Go get that Lamar Hunt trophy. The time is now.
If we play the Pats: 38-14 Chiefs
If we play the Chargers: 29-28 Chiefs
Guys, it doesn't matter. We have Mahomes. Start the Super Bowl rep thread. The man is jinx-free.
We're going to crush the Pats.
1st time in 15 years the AFCCG hasn't been played at either New England, Pittsburg, Indianapolis, or Denver. Those SOB's days are over.
I am not nervous or worried about this game at all. We will win and do so pretty comfortably.
All right, please tell me they’re not going to come out and methodically run it down our throats and dominate TOP.
The football world is about to be cleansed.
Kill Brady on the first play
I hope I get to jizz early and often
I didn't feel nerves until right now.. God I wanna win this so bad lol.
KILL THE MOTHER ****ER
Can't let Brokedick Gronk have a big game.
Almost had the cheater in the backfield. Chris Jones will eventually blow someone up.
Good job watching that guy catch the ball hitchens.
Defense still sucks.
Patriots know they can just run all over us.
Brady is washed up. No accuracy even on short passes.
No pass rush. This is gonna be a rough day for Chiefs fans.
Gronk probably has a shiv in his sleeve punk ass bitch
7 minute drive already
They’re about to burn one-sixth of the game
Thank god we have Bob Sutton!
Not a single linebacker can shed a ****ing block.
Embarrassing. That was ****ing embarrassing.
Please ****ing crush Gronk and hit Brady. JFC
Pats take this on easy peasy. Rams vs Patriots SB
Yep. This one is going to be a repeat of last time. Patriots will score again. We will be down 14. We will make our comeback. It will be too late.
Patriots with the perfect game so far. Hard to beat perfect.
It all started with the stupid idea to run out of the endzone on the kickoff.
Andy Reid team not being ready. ****ing shocker.
un freakin believable. We're in trouble. We can't stop them. a 3rd and 4 run for a first.
are the patriots really gonna win again? seriously? this defense is disgisting
LETS ****ING GO
That was huge guys!
YES........ BEAT YOURSELVES YOU ASSHOLES!
Beautiful Interception!!!! Right on time
F U BRADY!!
Ragland, I like you, heck you can come over and #### my sister!
That seriously may have saved the game.
Mahomes looking like shit so far.
OL is getting destroyed
Marty ****ing Schottenheimer. Run it up the gut on 3rd and 1. Jesus ****ing Christ.
Andy just made a very very huge mistake. Andy forgot that Brady feeds off of pussy calls. This won't end well...
Brady made one ill-advised call. Otherwise, only one team seems aware there was an AFCC game today.
un ****ing believable.
God ****ing Dammit
how in the hell was that caught
I hate this d so much
Why the **** did fat **** Reid not challenge that catch
no pressure on Brady.,none
I wish I had something positive to say. I can't find anything.
we need a good drive and own the second half
That's the Mahomes Magic I want to see.
They're making this shit way too ****ing hard
BOOOOOOOM long bomb!
That's how you ****ing do it
What is that playcall on 2nd and 10. Damn.
It was there!!
We just put some fear into the Patriots on this drive
dumbass young QB takes us out of field goal range
man we just **** up every way possible don't we.
God ****ing dammit
Can't take that sack Mahomes.
These are just the kind of mistakes you can't make against New England.
Jesus. Defense is doing it's job. 7 ****ing points. Absolute embarrassment by this entire offensive unit.
We had them right where we wanted them
are we really about to get shut out in the first half?
Welp.. gonna be 10-0 or 14-0 at half?
Typical Patriots tactic. Don't technically break the rules, but act against the spirit of the game. This is why everyone hates that bunch of cheaters.
Here's something positive. I wanna see that Godzilla movie.
Earlier Romo was laughing at how Brady told him that they didn't need any intricate signals or plays to handle the noise in Arrowhead because our defense is so simple. If that isn't a reason to fire Bob Sutton all by itself, i don't know what is.
Chiefs lounge solution: blow away your mysql database and move to a database that lets you easily shard\cluster across like 20 cheap cloud servers (don't use EC2). You'd save money and we'd still have a functional site.
I'm flaccid and covered in tears and burnt end crumbles and Q sauce
What a horrible, horrible ****ing half.
How the **** do you allow that screen to go that far.. Pathetic.
Just ****ing escort him to a score
Andy Reid works harder than maybe any other coach in the entire sport. And he's still a ****ing bum in big games.
belichek is a genius. he already knew how to beat this chiefs team and they're executing everything perfectly.
We are so ****ed.
That’s game. Thanks Andy
Why do Chiefs always give up "first ever career touchdown" ?
we're gonna get shut the **** out at this rate.....
Grand total of 32 yards.
Who didn't know that the Patriots were going to try to establish the run? Who didn't know most of NE's passes were on less than 7 yards from the LOS? Who didn't know NE's pass attack is predicated on quick passes, and playaction? Who didn't know that NE was gonna mug the receivers? Who didn't know NE was gonna bracket Tyreek? I mean, there is literally nothing NE is doing that is surprising, but KC seems adamant about not stopping it? Guys go in motion? He's probably getting the ball if its a pass? Gronk? MASH HIS ASS! He's either blocking or he's Brady's first read off playaction! DLINE, getting up field? Its probably cause NE wants you to! I mean, who didn't think that NE would try to use KC's ONLY defensive asset against it? I mean... THEY GET PAID TO DO THIS!
KC can still comeback from 14-0.
That's more like it! We have a chance! No more long scoring drives for the Pats and we got this, come on!
He can't take everyone away if Watkins is still there.
Not a fan of the deep ball on 3rd and 2, but it worked that time.
**** ing A
Defensive 3 and out, pleeeeeeeeeeeeease.
HAD to have thaf.
YES! Travis! Touchdown!
Right back in it, babe
Hey Alexsexuals: Alex doesn't make those plays Mahomes just made.
Gawd, finally. Let's get back on this damn game!
Beautiful!!! Sammy Watkins, then to Kelce afterwards Touchdown!!
I think that Kelce got away with a push off there. But I'll not complain. We needed that.
The Patriots failed to land the knockout punch so the Chiefs can still win.
Throw that next pick, Tommy, you little bitch!
Chris Jones big time play! NOW LETS ****ING TIE IT UP
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?
Huge play Chris Jones. Desperately needed it.
Tyreek goes backwards.
that was ****ing retarded hill wtf
Stop making stupid mistakes please. cmon Hill.
I know Hill is looking for that big play, but c'mon.....not right there.
Great run Damien. Needed that one big time.
Kelce... dude WTF
This drive is screwed now. Dang.
Fisher got his ass handed to him on that sack
Kelce needs to pretend he cares.
**** you Hill, **** you Erving, **** you Kelce, **** you Fisher, **** you Schwartz
Crowd noise hasn't affected the Pats at all
Just remembered the Pats go to another super bowl if we lose.. double whammy.
Defense did a good job on that series. Hills PR, coupled with Kelce drop, and eric fishers sack put them in a shitty position.
Is Van Noy always allowed to shove people after the play?
Holy shit that was freaking awesome
SIDE WINDING MISSLE PASS!
What a pass under pressure
That was a great throw under pressure. I hope Veach is watching this game and realizes the OL needs to be improved through the draft.
Damn williams you took that guys jock strap.
Even if we get 3, this drive was tasty
We can win this. Please gawd let us win this.
D GET THE BALL BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS GO BOYS!!! BELIEVE
We are 90% + to win this game. Good bye Brady it was a nice run
Pats offense has been garbage the entire second half and now the crowd is really alive.
Nelson is going to kill us here I can just feel it.
My favorite part was how no one was near Edelman
**** the Patriots
God ****ing dammit
Hold them to no points or 3 and I'm very happy.
This is within reach if the D would DO something
The secondary doesn't cover anywhere near well enough to give the pass rush time with Brady.
That roughing was bullshit, overturning the punt play was bullshit.
Did I say **** this league ?
3 straight massive calls from the refs go for the Patriots.
Getting ****ed over
Bulshit flags allowing them to get to the f****** red zone. Love this cute shit. NFL STINKS
JFC I want to sell glasses to the NFL.
Two guys can’t tackle gronk!
Why does the NFL think we want to see the least likeable team and most obnoxious fanbase in sports win every year?
No doubt they're going to go for it on 4th down. We gotta get two stops.
oh my God ****
great job defense. idiots
Damn this defense
That whole drive was gifted by the league.
****. 74 got ****ing destroyed.
The 2 small market teams got ****ed by close calls
Well...CBS and the NFL got their ****ing "passing the torch" game. Now Mahomes just needs to seal it.
How is it that Tony Romo knows what the Pats are going to run and the freaking Chiefs don't?!?
You can 100% guarantee that roughing-the-passer call would not be called at any other time in the motherfuking game. Ref assistance folks. Same with Edelman touching the ball, wasn't clear that he didn't. This is the NFL.
this is what Legends are made of, I have faith in Mahomes. Lets go
That's why Kelce will never, ever be Tony. Bailed out bigger than a mother****er.
This is either a drive that will go into Legends, or it's another Chiefs failure with a 1st year starter. Either way, what a season.
Someone needs to blow Van Noy's knee out on the next play.
that could have been horrible for Mahomes
shoulda been picked ****
What the tuck are we doing??? kill the clock!!
**** you can noy
Jesus, Patrick. Throw the ****ing ball short. A TD early leaves way too much time.