Colin Cowherd is lying through his big, fake, porcelain chompers
|Colin CowTerd (@COLIN_COWTERD) | Twitter|
I know not everyone can be perfect like me (looks wise), but my dudes, I'm not on TV, even though I should be. My speech is perfect, although I drop the shit out of my R's when I'm around the boys. The Massachusetts accent is basically the American version of Cockney. I'm a go get a sip from the bubbla, order a frappe while I look for my clicka guy. This is the time of year when the bulletin board material starts to make it's way to the Patriots. I think we need things like this to fire us up. I know I'm wounded, but I called on you all to pick me up, and all the Sully's, Murph's and Smitty's I know, sent me a GFY text to get me back into fighting shape. I'm here ya pricks, and ain't goin nowhere.
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