Jerome Boger's crew had to be on the take with that performance
|Jerome Boger's crew|
The worst part about yesterday was knowing that a drunk, dopey hillbilly named Richard Christy thought he won the Super Bowl. Richard is from the Howard Stern show, he licks balls and taints. He is actually really funny, but he is also one of the best drummers in the world, but loves what he does on the Stern show like so many of us. Richard is not a real fan however. He cheered for the Eagles when they won and even went to the parade because his wife is an Eagles fan. Sorry bub, you either are or you aren't with football fandom. As far as I'm concerned, you pledged allegiance to the Eagles by going to the parade. Are you just going to be the biggest fan of anyone who plays the Patriots in the Super Bowl? Probably, that's what the rest of the country does. I get it, everyone hates us. You all wish your team was the Patriots. But, never celebrate before the Patriots are dead, it will bite you in the ass, well maybe not yours since you don't shower.
R.I.P Pete Frates, now you can lace up those spikes and swing the bat.
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